Answer me

Posted by Dinky Mind on Monday, August 04, 2008 in , ,
Some of life's unanswered questions!

1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking, even US has got debts), where did all the money go?
2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
3.What is the speed of darkness?
4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
6.Can you cry under water?
7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
9.Do fish ever get thirsty?
10.Can you get cornered in a round room?
12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
15.What should one call a male ladybird?
16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
17.Can you blow a balloon up under water?
18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it?
20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?
22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth
23.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
24. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars ?
25. Do stairs go up or down?
26. Do coffins have lifetime guarantee?
27. Why is it necessary to nail down a coffin?
28. Are children who act in 'R' rated movies allowed to see them?
29. When French people swear, do they say pardon my English?
30. Isn't Disney World just a people trap opearted by a mouse?
31. Why don't the hair on your arms get split ends?
32. Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
33. If a fork was made of gold, would it still be considered silverware?
34. Why is a square meal served on a round plate?
35. Why is a boxing ring square?
36. Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
37. Why are Pringles curved?
38. Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
39. Do movie producers still say lights, camera and action when it is a dark scene?
40. Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark?
41. If he did, where did he keep them?
42. Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
43. If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
44. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
45. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
46. Why is it when we duck, they call us chicken?
47. What do vegetarians feed their dogs?
48. Can a person choke and die on a lifesaver?
49. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
50. Is there anything easier done than said?
51. Why don't ducks duck when you shoot at them?
52. What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
53. If they develop a supersonic train, will they give it a whistle?
54. Is bad a bad word?
55. Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
56. Can dogs have dog days?
57. Why are things typed up but written down?
58. Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
59. Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
60. Why are washing liquids made of real lemons, but lemonades made of artifical flavours?
61. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
62. What is the another word for "thesaurus"?
63. Why is the word 'dictionary' in the dictionary?
64. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
65. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
66. Why do the ABC song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune?
67. Why is Happy Birthday To You the most famous song of the world?
68. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
69.Why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car?
70. Is a hot car cool or is a cool car hot?
71. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Cheerio folks =)



Anonymous says:

Haha! Some of these questions really can be answered seriously. For example:

3. Same as speed of light, considering that darkness is nothing in itself, but absence of light. So if light moves away from somewhere, darkness "arrives" there at the same speed.

19. I wrote a pseudo-explanation for it and then deleted it, because it didn;t even make sense to me!

20. If you travel at the speed of light, your whole mass will transform into energy, phir kahan ki headlights aur kaisi headlights? Waisay bhi, humans don't have headlights. :P

31. Because they don't grow as long.

32. No. Because then chocoholics like you will eat that part of the envelope. :P

42. Because it's about phonetics, not text.

45. No, no, no. Not assassinated, but shaheed-e-jamhuriyat! :-/

50. Varies from person to person!

52. Aglet!

62. Synonym-finder! :D

71. Because he learnt how to shave by looking at pictures in the books he found in his dead parents' cabin. And yes, he used the edge of a sharp stone to shave!

Okay, well, some of these weren't serious answers (or even answers, at all!). But at least give me the credit for trying!

~Saadat: Lol @ your answers. :D
And yeah, me also knew the answer of 52 :D Atleast moi is good at something :P (or else I think)
Try answering other questions too. These were the real easy ones :P

ok from where u get these posts :P seriously if someone compiles ur blog into a book it wil sure be a funny read

1) money goes to banks ;)

2) dogs :P

7) yea tell that to Dogs who work in Police :P

15) lada bird?

22) I think under the law its pora land :P so yea i fink :P

23) so that drivers like me can break the speeding rules :$

24) coz people like me who dont drink can drive their friends back home :P

28) hawww

32) lol I would love it

33) naaaaaa

40) yes

41) ummm cage? where did he keep lions :P???

61) ask Saady :P

65) lol naked

69) ask angraiz

ok I am bohat farigh

I merged an old post with a new one. :D

Lada bird is a nice name :D
24) Hawww, you go to bars??? tch tch tch. Sharam nae aati? :P

And you have actually driven over 130? :| (in dreams, right?) Cheeta driver you are! :P

Ask Saady yourself, he hasn't updated in ages :( just like you! :@

bilkul sharam nae atee :P

ummmm lets say 190 has been my max :P

haw, i will write inshAllah soon :P

Anonymous says:

My GOD!!! from where you have got such mind teasing questions? :-)
Your questions paper reminded me my ITandOS subject's question paper lollzzz

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