Smile, and the world will smile with you

Posted by Dinky Mind on Monday, August 22, 2005 in
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Teacher : How ?
Student : Ladies first.


Teacher : How old is your father ?
Boy : As old as me.
Teacher : How can that be ?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.




ladies first wala aala tha

Anonymous says:

Hahah! Those are some pretty smart kids!

but why were u grazing in the fields? ghar main khaana nahin milta kya? :P


hahahaha funny! umema,
btw thanks for commenting on my " gangs" blog.

I was gazing, when u were grazing :p

1. I'll respond with a random thought I have about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
Adams Family
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
I keep the hell away from this kinda business but can't say anything abt deedee.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
Danke... and Uff My Keyboard iz killing me...
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
Umemalicious (Your name is so Delicious @ Orkut), then u told me its MALICIOUS... :(
6. I'll tell you what intoxicant you remind me of.
White Gold...... :p
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
ummmm nothing.... cuz i ask whatever i want to.

im back from islo

These were good u've got ur hands on some joke book, or site???

is it :D

Anonymous says:


but your design is awsome but is not well coded. the line should be just above the right line of the sidebar

hehe!!! vewy funny! :)

Ahh ,,,,
I think i am still alive ..

lol @ haris. shame on u! staring at cows :P wait till i tell ur mother!

Oh I am the shepard.

poor bull...

why ladies firsT?

~TM: Yeah :)

~Absar: Yeah, very intelligent :)

~Luci: Nahi na... I needed a change, you know. :)

~Unaiza: Are you okay, girl? Lol. :)

~Little Princess: No probelem :)

~Harris: Why Addams' family? Am I a witch or something? ;) Danke Sehr pour votre commentaire. :)

~Asma: A site :)

~Qadeer: Yup, you're right. I'l try to get it fixed. Help VL!!!!

~nj: Lol, yeah :)

~Yousaf: Oh...good to see you here. :)

~Luci: Lol :)

~Harris: Making an excuse now :)

~Yasir: If not cows, then why don't you go ;)

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