The perfect husband

Posted by Dinky Mind on Friday, February 10, 2006 in
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club. After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
(H - Husband, W - Wife)
H - "Hello?"
W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
H - "Yes."
W -"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
H -"What's the price?"
W - "Only 1,000."
H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2003 models. I saw one I really liked. Its a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price . and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..
H - "What price did he quote you?"
W - "Only $65,000..."
H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else...
H -"What?"
W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool English garden, acre of park area, beach front property."
H - "How much are they asking?"
W - "Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?"
W - "OK,sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
H - "Bye...I love you too..."

The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks "Does anyone know who this Cellphone belongs to???"

So people! keep ur mobile phones safe :)

[As always, I forgot where I read it]

Cheerio =)



Lolz ... u read it in a fwded mail ... smart dummy hubby he was :)

I was going through my bank statement...I think that phone belonged to me. The difference is that me OR my wife didn't get ANY of those things she bought an I didn't have that much money to begin with!!! But the final balances almost match!!

:D, lol ok now read the one on my blog :P.

Anonymous says:

@ first I thought its a fantasy U r living with but @ da End....lol

Anonymous says:

set he yer

~Asma: hehe...I think I read it on somebody's blog.

~Wiseone: Oh, then all I can say is "You're lucky" cuz I will give you your phone back ;)

~Acro: Awight. Wait

~WIAN: You back??? Well, am not a fantasy lover or something...but I think you are...Why do I sense that I know you?!? wateva

~Jaj: Oye...when did you come online??? Errr...My MSN wasn't signed in...lolz, or I would have caught you (or as in your dictionary Catched you) hehehe

Thanks for liking it

lolz!! a very sound advice.

Anonymous says:

U dont Know me.

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