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My Amigo.
Gifted by my sweet sista on my sweet sixteenth birthday!

I can't grow up! Because, I play with all of my stuff toys. And its so much fun na. Go now and buy any of your childhood toy and start playing with it. [Or just snatch one from your lil brother's/ sister's hand ]. You'll feel like a child again. =)

Cheerio =)

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Umema, the emoticon that represents you best is the Sticking-Tongue-Out Face

What's so funny? You are! That's why the emoticon that represents you best is as good-humored as you. No matter if knock-knock jokes, sarcasm, or slapstick get you going, it's clear that you've got more than a couple funny bones in your body.

Getting a laugh out of people isn't always easy, but it seems second nature to you. You're not one to take life too seriously, and you know firsthand that laughter really is the best medicine. It's no wonder people know to look no further than you when they want to have a laugh. Late-night TV had better look out. A hilarious new comic could be on the rise!

Me and Faizee took these tests...and we shared our results, which were all flattering! hahaha. Atleast, I was very flattered when I read the results.

Cheerio :p

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Today was a busy day. I decided to clean my cupboard! I took out all the clothes, and ironed them. It took me almost 2 hours to iron them. I enjoyed ironing! Then I brought them back to the room and tried to get them fit into my slim cupboard. After a little effort, I succeeded in dumping them. Oops, I mean hanging them neatly! But you know what, I failed to clean the whole of my cupboard. I still have to clean the drawer, and the rack where I keep my bangles and shoes.

You know readers, yesterday I forgot to brush my teeth..hahaha... And I was reminded of it when I threw myself in my bed, 'Oops, I had to brush my teeth' I whispered to myself. 'Oh, am tired now. So, forget it'

I don't know what's happening with my monitor...All of a sudden it turns green and blurry. And then it gets to normal too. Errr strange and very annoying! And today, its happening quite frequently. I think I need to change my fazool sa monitor.

Hmmm...today again, I was feeling very hungry. =) I knew I would feel hungry at night, so I told Mommese that I'll be stealing some cheese cubes tonight! And now I have just finished eating one!
Copy cat, eating rats, day by day, am getting fat!
I eat cheese a lot. Let it be cheese cubes, cheese slices, cream cheese, tinned cheese, I love them. And after eating all that I become an ajeeb cheese. Whoops!

Cheerio =)

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This always happens with me. Whenever I take something out and utilise it without my Mommese's permission, I always get a reward for it! Let me tell you my latest nalaiqi. Some ten minutes ago I was feeling extremely hungry! So, I got up from my chair, went to the kitchen, opened up the freezer and took out a chocolate! (After chips, chocolates are something I like eating the most). Anyways, I unwrapped it, and took the first bite. Aaaaaaaaaa...it was as hard as a cemented floor!

'Who kept it in the freezer? And why is our freezer working so efficiently these days?'
Oops, I forgot. I was the one who kept 2 boxes of chocolates there. I started cursing myself. Actually Mommese gave me the boxes and told me not to touch them without her permission. But you see, this spoiled angel violated the law and took out a chocolate!

Well, I then took the second bite (ofcourse after a few moments), and I felt something strange! I tasted something salty...eee yes, it was my blood; my teeth were bleeding! Stop sounding like my Mommese who always asks me to, and sometimes makes me, drink milk. So, then I quickly rushed to the washroom, and gargled my mouth a zillion times!

Moral: [1]Always do what your Moms say. [2] Never eat a chocolate at night, cuz you then have to brush your teeth (the thing that annoys me the most) [3] If you like chocs, then never say NO to milk! If you have strong teeth, you can have chocs! [4] French fries are better than chocolates. Atleast they aren't hard! [5] Sleep before you feel hungry.

Cheerio =)
*have to brush my teeth now...errr*

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[ Add one at the end, if you like to]

01. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
02. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
03. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
04. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
05. At least there's one thing good about your body.It isn't as ugly as your face!
06. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
07. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
08. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
09. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!
11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
13. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
15. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
16. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.
17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
18. He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!
19. You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world is in.
20. He is always lost in thought-it's unfamiliar territory.
21. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!
23. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?
24. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
27. How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
29. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty.
30. How would you like to feel the way you look?
31. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
32. I can't talk to you right now; tell me,where will you be in the next 10 years?
33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's just as ugly.
34. I don't know who you are, but whatever you are, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
35. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
37. I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!
38. I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are at all.
39. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?
40. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!
41. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
42. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's
very typical of you.
44. A friend of yours comments,"Oh, you're looking very nice today". Reply,"Thanks, and why aren't you?"

Uhhh...Dinky Mind, what crap! I 've recieved this thing in a mail two decades ago. Don't you have anything useful to post?

NO!!! If you don't like it, you have the option of closing the window!

Cheeerio =)

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Here come I to my own again,
Fed, forgiven and known again.

I simply love this layout. But it doesn't mean that I don't like Pooh. It's just that I wanted this of my layout back, so I changed it. Moreover, people like [V] were a bit too unhappy at my Poohy layout. And sorry dear readers, who liked my previous (Pooh) layout.

If I am going to change my layout now, I will make sure its simple and one-paged. I don't believe any of my present commentors know that I used to have a 4-5 paged layout. It was designed by Some Desi. It was light green in colour and had a broken glass. And most of all, it was AWESOME, and easy to get loaded. That pooh one, as many of my blogger friends complained, was very difficult and slow in loading! (Don't blame me. Curse your ISPs). Sorry Some Desi, you said you'd view my blog settings, but I now I have changed them. But, I can email you the previous one if you like.

That's all for now.

Cheerio =)

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" A good friend is a sturdy shelter. If you have found one, you have found a treasure. And no scales can measure its importance"

How apt!

So, today I was missing both of my best friends, so I messaged both of them. I dunno what happened to me, tears came to my eyes, when I thought of Xak. I told Mommese, "Mum, I am missing Xak today". When she saw my teary eyes, she consoled, "Aww.... she will come back in some months. And yeah, no cry cry stuff ok?" Its been more than 2 months now that she had left for Isloo, and today, after so many days, I was reminded of everything we used to do. Her chai which I always disliked, but never spoke of. And the way she made me a perfect Krispers (chips) addict. The way we used to solve 'skeleton crosswords'. And how can I forget the day we ate 'Gol Gappay' on the road, under the fiery sun! hahahaha...that was fun. And yes, she also made me Shafiq-ur-Rehman's fan! And you know I never get fed up reading Himaqatein. And now I have asked Mommese to get me "Parvaaz" cuz once Xak lent it to me and I loved that book. The best thing about Xak is that she is extremely caring! Xak is one of the best friends one can ever have!

My other best friend is Barry. She's the one who knows almost everything about me. I talked to her for more than hour today! When we come online, we discuss the tiniest of things. I mean those things which look stupid and senseless to others. And then I get flared up when I ask her "When are you coming?" and she replies, "Don't know". She knows everything in the world but when I ask about her arrival, she becomes helpless and gives this blood-boiling answer!

Cheerio friends :)

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" What is not clear is not french"

Yes readers, today was my first day at Alliance Francaise de Karachi. It was good, rather awesome. I knew some tooti phooti french, like some words and phrases, so I didn't get much bewildered. I always thought othat most people know what Bonjour, Comment allez vous, and Adieu means, but I was wrong when I found some 2 -3 students asking 'why bonjour is not pronounced the way its written and what does comment mean?'

A student couln't understand why was I being called a mademoiselle and the other female student as madam. lol. And also why all the male students sitting there were Messieur (and why not something else?) . Anyway, the class was fun! But sometimes, you really get stuck with pronunciation. Like, how to pronounce Vous? Sometimes you have to say ony Vou, forgetting the S, and sometimes you have to join this very S with the next word. And sometimes, you have to pronounce this Vous as voutkh. Errr, confusing??? Well, it used to be for me but not now! The best thing is that our teacher speaks most of the sentences in french. So, we pick the language very quickly.

Today we learnt some 10 sentences, out of which I knew 5. Yay! But, I'd say French is not difficult! I'm saying so probably because its one of the languages I always wanted to learn.

Cheerio folks (or should I say Adios Amigos) hahaha

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