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I have brought some changes...just checking them out

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Its BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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Sometimes, ther's someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile. So, when you're lonely, remember it's true:
"Somebody, somewhere is thinking of you".

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I know its late to wish you eid mubarak. But I'm soo sorry, these days I am busy with something else. And I don't even know what to post. I think my stock of news is over now... :(

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Hey do you know? No, you don't... but lemme tell you. My brother is getting engaged...TODAY!!!!! woah!!! isn't that cool... ?!?!
I was busy these days because of this "engagement stuff". Yesterday went very busy...extremely busy... sara sara din bazaar main ghoomna is not a joke. Kal raat ko aik bajay mehndi slagwa ker farigh hui thee.... and now my hands are smelling soo good. I stayed with my eyes wide open till 3 am, yesterday. And then I took the toothpicks out of my eyes because my eye lids were desperate to fall for some rest. And then I woke up at 8 am... o my God, does that mean i slept for only 5 hours in the whole day? and I haven't slept in the afternoon today...damn! Now, I am cent percent sure that my head will spin tonight in the lawn...nahin yaar, aisa nahin hona chahiyay...
O, I was telling you that when I woke up, I ate my breakfast (I only doit on weekends). Then when my momma, lala and almost everybody went for shopping, I grabbed all the clothes ( all means ALLLLL; everybody's) and dumped them on the chair. Then it took me two hours to iron them. Then after lunch, I tried to sleep, but the TV was blaring,and so,I couldn't sleep.
O wait, I remember, I've to go to the hair stylist. Its 1715 right now, and I had to go at 1700. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..more news later...gotta run....
b'bye.....

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Just have a look at this conversation.

Hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it
will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another
User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.


Qoute Of The Day:
"For I see, since I'm asleep, that I dream while I'm awake". Pedro Calderon.

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