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My Candy

Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Thursday, March 31, 2005 in ,





[click on the image to enlarge it]


My Amigo.
Gifted by my sweet sista on my sweet sixteenth birthday!

I can't grow up! Because, I play with all of my stuff toys. And its so much fun na. Go now and buy any of your childhood toy and start playing with it. [Or just snatch one from your lil brother's/ sister's hand ]. You'll feel like a child again. =)

Cheerio =)

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Which Emoticon Are You?

Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Wednesday, March 30, 2005 in ,
Umema, the emoticon that represents you best is the Sticking-Tongue-Out Face

What's so funny? You are! That's why the emoticon that represents you best is as good-humored as you. No matter if knock-knock jokes, sarcasm, or slapstick get you going, it's clear that you've got more than a couple funny bones in your body.

Getting a laugh out of people isn't always easy, but it seems second nature to you. You're not one to take life too seriously, and you know firsthand that laughter really is the best medicine. It's no wonder people know to look no further than you when they want to have a laugh. Late-night TV had better look out. A hilarious new comic could be on the rise!

Me and Faizee took these tests...and we shared our results, which were all flattering! hahaha. Atleast, I was very flattered when I read the results.

Cheerio :p


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Bizzie!

Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Tuesday, March 29, 2005 in ,
Today was a busy day. I decided to clean my cupboard! I took out all the clothes, and ironed them. It took me almost 2 hours to iron them. I enjoyed ironing! Then I brought them back to the room and tried to get them fit into my slim cupboard. After a little effort, I succeeded in dumping them. Oops, I mean hanging them neatly! But you know what, I failed to clean the whole of my cupboard. I still have to clean the drawer, and the rack where I keep my bangles and shoes.

You know readers, yesterday I forgot to brush my teeth..hahaha... And I was reminded of it when I threw myself in my bed, 'Oops, I had to brush my teeth' I whispered to myself. 'Oh, am tired now. So, forget it'

I don't know what's happening with my monitor...All of a sudden it turns green and blurry. And then it gets to normal too. Errr strange and very annoying! And today, its happening quite frequently. I think I need to change my fazool sa monitor.

Hmmm...today again, I was feeling very hungry. =) I knew I would feel hungry at night, so I told Mommese that I'll be stealing some cheese cubes tonight! And now I have just finished eating one!
Copy cat, eating rats, day by day, am getting fat!
I eat cheese a lot. Let it be cheese cubes, cheese slices, cream cheese, tinned cheese, I love them. And after eating all that I become an ajeeb cheese. Whoops!

Cheerio =)

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Saza mili naaa?

Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Monday, March 28, 2005 in ,
This always happens with me. Whenever I take something out and utilise it without my Mommese's permission, I always get a reward for it! Let me tell you my latest nalaiqi. Some ten minutes ago I was feeling extremely hungry! So, I got up from my chair, went to the kitchen, opened up the freezer and took out a chocolate! (After chips, chocolates are something I like eating the most). Anyways, I unwrapped it, and took the first bite. Aaaaaaaaaa...it was as hard as a cemented floor!

'Who kept it in the freezer? And why is our freezer working so efficiently these days?'
Oops, I forgot. I was the one who kept 2 boxes of chocolates there. I started cursing myself. Actually Mommese gave me the boxes and told me not to touch them without her permission. But you see, this spoiled angel violated the law and took out a chocolate!


Well, I then took the second bite (ofcourse after a few moments), and I felt something strange! I tasted something salty...eee yes, it was my blood; my teeth were bleeding! Stop sounding like my Mommese who always asks me to, and sometimes makes me, drink milk. So, then I quickly rushed to the washroom, and gargled my mouth a zillion times!

Moral: [1]Always do what your Moms say. [2] Never eat a chocolate at night, cuz you then have to brush your teeth (the thing that annoys me the most) [3] If you like chocs, then never say NO to milk! If you have strong teeth, you can have chocs! [4] French fries are better than chocolates. Atleast they aren't hard! [5] Sleep before you feel hungry.

Cheerio =)
*have to brush my teeth now...errr*

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Cool Insults for immediate use

Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Saturday, March 26, 2005 in , ,
[ Add one at the end, if you like to]

01. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
02. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
03. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
04. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
05. At least there's one thing good about your body.It isn't as ugly as your face!
06. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
07. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
08. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
09. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!
11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
13. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
15. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
16. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.
17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
18. He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!
19. You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world is in.
20. He is always lost in thought-it's unfamiliar territory.
21. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!
23. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?
24. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
27. How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
29. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty.
30. How would you like to feel the way you look?
31. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
32. I can't talk to you right now; tell me,where will you be in the next 10 years?
33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's just as ugly.
34. I don't know who you are, but whatever you are, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
35. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
37. I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!
38. I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are at all.
39. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?
40. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!
41. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
42. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's
very typical of you.
44. A friend of yours comments,"Oh, you're looking very nice today". Reply,"Thanks, and why aren't you?"

Uhhh...Dinky Mind, what crap! I 've recieved this thing in a mail two decades ago. Don't you have anything useful to post?

NO!!! If you don't like it, you have the option of closing the window!

Cheeerio =)

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I love it

Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Wednesday, March 23, 2005 in
Here come I to my own again,
Fed, forgiven and known again.

I simply love this layout. But it doesn't mean that I don't like Pooh. It's just that I wanted this of my layout back, so I changed it. Moreover, people like [V] were a bit too unhappy at my Poohy layout. And sorry dear readers, who liked my previous (Pooh) layout.

If I am going to change my layout now, I will make sure its simple and one-paged. I don't believe any of my present commentors know that I used to have a 4-5 paged layout. It was designed by Some Desi. It was light green in colour and had a broken glass. And most of all, it was AWESOME, and easy to get loaded. That pooh one, as many of my blogger friends complained, was very difficult and slow in loading! (Don't blame me. Curse your ISPs). Sorry Some Desi, you said you'd view my blog settings, but I now I have changed them. But, I can email you the previous one if you like.

That's all for now.

Cheerio =)

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Best friends!

Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Tuesday, March 22, 2005 in ,
" A good friend is a sturdy shelter. If you have found one, you have found a treasure. And no scales can measure its importance"

How apt!

So, today I was missing both of my best friends, so I messaged both of them. I dunno what happened to me, tears came to my eyes, when I thought of Xak. I told Mommese, "Mum, I am missing Xak today". When she saw my teary eyes, she consoled, "Aww.... she will come back in some months. And yeah, no cry cry stuff ok?" Its been more than 2 months now that she had left for Isloo, and today, after so many days, I was reminded of everything we used to do. Her chai which I always disliked, but never spoke of. And the way she made me a perfect Krispers (chips) addict. The way we used to solve 'skeleton crosswords'. And how can I forget the day we ate 'Gol Gappay' on the road, under the fiery sun! hahahaha...that was fun. And yes, she also made me Shafiq-ur-Rehman's fan! And you know I never get fed up reading Himaqatein. And now I have asked Mommese to get me "Parvaaz" cuz once Xak lent it to me and I loved that book. The best thing about Xak is that she is extremely caring! Xak is one of the best friends one can ever have!

My other best friend is Barry. She's the one who knows almost everything about me. I talked to her for more than hour today! When we come online, we discuss the tiniest of things. I mean those things which look stupid and senseless to others. And then I get flared up when I ask her "When are you coming?" and she replies, "Don't know". She knows everything in the world but when I ask about her arrival, she becomes helpless and gives this blood-boiling answer!

Cheerio friends :)

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Ce qui n'est pas clair, n'est pas francaise

Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Monday, March 21, 2005 in
" What is not clear is not french"

Yes readers, today was my first day at Alliance Francaise de Karachi. It was good, rather awesome. I knew some tooti phooti french, like some words and phrases, so I didn't get much bewildered. I always thought othat most people know what Bonjour, Comment allez vous, and Adieu means, but I was wrong when I found some 2 -3 students asking 'why bonjour is not pronounced the way its written and what does comment mean?'

A student couln't understand why was I being called a mademoiselle and the other female student as madam. lol. And also why all the male students sitting there were Messieur (and why not something else?) . Anyway, the class was fun! But sometimes, you really get stuck with pronunciation. Like, how to pronounce Vous? Sometimes you have to say ony Vou, forgetting the S, and sometimes you have to join this very S with the next word. And sometimes, you have to pronounce this Vous as voutkh. Errr, confusing??? Well, it used to be for me but not now! The best thing is that our teacher speaks most of the sentences in french. So, we pick the language very quickly.

Today we learnt some 10 sentences, out of which I knew 5. Yay! But, I'd say French is not difficult! I'm saying so probably because its one of the languages I always wanted to learn.

Cheerio folks (or should I say Adios Amigos) hahaha

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Stupid Pointless Quiz.

Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Sunday, March 20, 2005 in ,
  • spell your name backwards: amemu [uhh, am not a japanese]

  • have you ever had a song written about you: yah :)

  • what song makes you[almost] cry: Say it isn't so by Gareth Gates, and Right here waiting by Richard Marx.

  • what song makes you laugh: Mr. President - Coco Jumbo.

  • what do you listen to before you go to sleep: My own voice, reciting Ayat-al-Kursi.

  • height: Why do you think they call me Thumblina and Sparkle Chotu? Skip the question.

  • color: yeah, so?

  • piercings: just my ears. Double piercing

  • tattoos: eee...am fragile, you know!


  • -Right Now

  • what taste is in your mouth:Bounty Ice-cream.

  • whats the weather like?: weee... windy!

  • how are you: sweet.... and why aren't you?

  • get motion sickness: yeah

  • have a bad habit: procrastination (if its bad)

  • get along with your parents?: yup!

  • have a current crush: nah!

  • have a big regret: yaaaaaaaaa, and please dont ask me bout it.

  • what color pants are you wearing: no pants, white shalwar and a white maxi (am arab, haha)

  • boyfriend/girlfriend: Nope

  • what song are you listening to: Aal Aih by Hamada Helal


  • -FAVOURITE:

  • tv show: Ulta Seedha!

  • book: Digital Fortress by Dan Brown.

  • non alchohol drink: water, milkshakes, and ghussa! =)

  • alchohol drink: Astaghfirullah!

  • things to do on the weekend: house-cleaning!


  • -Have You Ever:

  • broken the law: dun remember

  • ran away from home: nuh

  • snuck out of the house: nope

  • ever gone skinny dipping: non

  • made a prank phone call: I used to make loads of such calls when we had free phone!

  • use your parents credit card: umm nah

  • skipped school before: yup!

  • fell asleep in the shower/bath: nah!

  • been in a school play: yea

  • had children: no

  • been in love: yes with my stuff toys

  • been hurt: no, I hurt them

  • gone out with someone you only knew for 3 days: with my parents when I was 3 days old! ;)


  • -Random:

  • have a job: no, am bayrozgaar.

  • your cd player has what in it right now: Ronan's 10 years of hits...uff..I love it

  • if you were a crayon, what color would you be?: Red or Blue.

  • what makes you happy?: my relatives.

  • the next CD you're going to buy: How to get rid of such stupid quizzes.


  • -When/What Was the Last . . .

  • you got a real letter: 3 years ago from Barry at my birthday!

  • got an email: 2 days ago by some 3 people!

  • thing you purchased: a notebook, silver heart chocolates, and colgate toothpaste.

  • Tv program you watched: Violent Earth on NatGeo

  • movie you saw in the theaters: never been there.

  • kissed: my sister (on thursday)when she gave me chocolates for no good reason.

  • hugged: my sister when we show 'sisterly love' hahahaha

  • song heard: Oliver James - Long time coming [5 mins ago]

  • place you were [ besides home ]: Today at Liberty Books. The place I love to be.

  • phonecall: 2 days ago. They wanted us to come and recieve our repaired microwave.

  • you were depressed: some weeks ago...

  • you were in the hospital: Last month to see my dad. Waisay, I've never been in a hospital for more than 3 hours.


  • -What Comes to Mind When You Hear:

  • car: Accord!

  • murder: ahaaa...would love to...*evil grin*

  • cape: monze

  • cell: Wow Moto (Motorolla's new model..dunno what its called)

  • shoe: have just polished.

  • fun: jumping and screaming!

  • crush: trash!

  • music: mmm...love it!

  • love: -ly crap

  • chalk: fighting [aww...miss it]

  • I have wasted my precious time in answering it!

    *phew* Cheerio =)

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    *blinks*

    Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Friday, March 18, 2005 in ,
    "How can I tell what I think till I see what I say."
    - E. M. Foster

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    Linky and Dinky

    Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Wednesday, March 16, 2005 in
    Few moments ago, I opened Google. There, I typed 'Dinky Mind' and hit the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button (although I wasn't feeling that lucky)...and then I was directed to this page. I chose the blue door. Well, nothing special happens if you choose the other two doors. And then what happens next is simply amazing!
    "Intrigued? Mystified? Of course you are." That's what the last page of all this (drama ?) says. But it is thought-provoking.
    I found it good. No matter how much I tried to cheat, Linky was destined to win every time =) This was Linky and Dinky's latest trick!
    Gotta go now...
    Cheerio everybuddy :o)

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    Ahhhhhhhhh.....

    Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Wednesday, March 16, 2005 in ,
    My God, that was simply horrible. Changing a layout is no easy job. But Alhamdolillah, I have done it. It took me two complete nights to change this layout. Actually, last night I tested it on my test blog. Everything was ok there. So, today I finally decided to change it. But then, things got messed up on this blog. And don't ask how much messy!
    Oh my God, I switched on the computer at 11 pm and now its almost 5 am.... means it took me 6 hours to get this Poohy layout fixed! Phew! But then I am extremely happy. Atleast I did it myself! I could have got it done by anybody, but then when Hafsa said - that you just have to copy, paste the stuff - I gave a try. Furthermore, BiYA's optimism - You can do everything, just everything if you try - gave me strength to do all this.

    Thankyou:
    Blogskins,
    Hafsa,
    BiYA,
    Me [you're welcome Me]

    So now I want:
    Chocolates [for VLady and myself]
    Accolades,
    Vicks VapoRub [To rub it on my mosquito-bitten feet]
    Solitude,
    Sleep!

    Cheerio folks! *snoring*

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    Chinese kids

    Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Sunday, March 13, 2005 in
    November 2001...ahh, when I used to have time, blank papers, pencil and an eraser...ahhh....those were the best days of my life ;o)







    These are 2 chinese kids The little boy is eating a bisuit, and the girl is keeping oranges (/apples/ peach /laddoo/ ice balls/ tennis balls...pata nahi kia) under the caps of naval officers and sailors. I like the boy; his left arm particularly, and not the girl, cuz she has got pretty weird legs (notice her knee...lol). I shouldn't be saying like that about my own sketches. I should be asking you guys the strengths and weaknesses...So, your time starts now!!!!

    Cheerio everybuddy :o)

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    Pagal aankhoun wali larki....

    Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Saturday, March 12, 2005 in








    I love this lady, although she's not at all cool, but still I like her. I like her jewellery, her dupatta, and the shading. The thing that was most difficult to draw was the nose (as always), and her lips (which are, infact, spoiling the whole sketch). Rest is just ok. It took me more than 6 hours to complete this sketch. Phew! But again I'll say, I love this of my sketch very much [its very very realistic if you view the unscanned version - the original sketch]

    Cheerio :o)

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    The key to....

    Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Friday, March 11, 2005 in







    Well readers, if you have a good eyesight, you will notice that I made this thing on Jul 10, 2004! Which makes it my latest sketch.
    This is not at all looking cool this way. I'm not satisfied with this scanned version...nah nah nah!
    I think readers, you are smart enought to know what does this key unlocks, right? ;o)

    That's all folks :o) [that's a cute smiley, dont ya think so?] ;o)

    Cheerio =)

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    Good friends

    Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Wednesday, March 09, 2005 in







    "As we go on, we remember all the times we had together. And as our lives change, come whatever, we will still be friends forever....la la la la la la "
    - Vitamin C

    This is one of my 'shahkaars' that I made in the year '98...which means at that time I was in grade 6th...*really?* I copied it from my cousin's pencil box, and you can imagine the actual size of the image there. And yeah, how can I forget to thank sweet sister Hafsa, who recommended photobucket to me.

    Will post some other masterpieces *as if..* soon! ;)

    Cheerio =)

    p.s.: I like the doggy and the spectacled guy much..hehehe

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    Inane thoughts

    Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Tuesday, March 08, 2005 in
    I am contented with my life, but I don't know why somewhere I see this empty space! I am quite happy now, but I don't know why I forsee some fear. Everything is perfectly alright, then why do I hear a faint 'danger' bell? I know, if you look at me, you'd surely exclaim, "Wow, you've got a perfect life". I may accept your compliment, and start thinking that way too, like 'well, yes..I have got everything...just everything I ever needed to make my life perfect!' But why....why do I still see that there's something missing...that even if I try to fill that gap, I'd fail! I had never been such a pessimist. You know me, right? Even if I had negative thoughts about my life, I'd brush them off and I'd start talking about a totally different thing. Am I right? Then what now? Well, I have changed...Yes, I have changed a lot. I never wanted to be like that. I used to give a natural smile; a true smile. But now, I paste a fake smile on my face. Why? This never used to be ME. This never used to happen. It seems like I am losing myself! I am losing the 'perfect girl' inside me.

    Am I joining the horrid group of those tension-friendly ladies?
    I hear a voice saying YES....Im trying hard to hear some "No" but will I ever succeed in hearing it? Well, who knows.

    I don't want to grow old, cuz I realize tension beads increase as age increases. I wish time could freeze. Oh, Wishful thinking! I miss BiYA. If she had been here, I wouldn't have been sitting here writting this silly post! I would have posted about loadsa french fries that I enjoyed today. She's the greatest sister! Really!

    "The learned fool writes his nonsence in a better language than the unlearned, but it is still nonsence"
    -Benjamin Franklin

    Cheerio

    [hmm...you wasted your time in reading this post, right?]

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    mmmmm

    Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Monday, March 07, 2005 in
    I have opened this page, but now I dont know what to write. Now, this happens a lot with me. So, I think I should wait for tomorrow.
    Sorry for inconvenience.
    That's all folks.
    Cheerio

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    Not a good day!

    Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Saturday, March 05, 2005 in
    Well, to be more specific, my Mommese is suffering from fever. And since I was feeling quite fit today, I had to do all the things! Woke up in the morning ( extra emphasis on the word 'morning') ....Actually, my brother pulled me out! (May Allah give you all some nice, helpful brothers. Ameen).

    And guess what folks....Today I washed fish(es)...eeek...They are the filthiest and the stinkiest thing on the face of the planet. Trust me folks. Oh, I picked out this (surgical) mask which was brought by my father some 5-6 months ago. [ I asked him, eyeing at the masks, "what are these for?" He said, "Don't know. Somebody gave them to me so I forwarded them to you"]. So today, the mask seemed to be a real blessing! I quickly put that thing on, and stepped in the stinking kitchen. Then, I washed those peices of fishes...*blahhh* and kept them in the freezer. Then, I took off that suffocating mask, and washed my hands a trillion times with all the anti-bacterial soaps that were available. And sprayed one of my favourites 'Tommy Girl' on my hands and in the kitchen. *sniffs hands* Mmmm...awww...my nose's blocked!

    Now let me tell you one more thing. Today I cooked potatoes! Since, I love potatoes, I enjoyed cooking them. I never knew they can be cooked so easily and that quickly. Actually, I don't like cooking at all. I bake well. Waisay, bohat tasty banay thay. Am not boasting, but thats what my Mommese said. Wo hay kay kuch logoan kay haath main lazzat hoti hay. *evil grin* If you want them, I can TCS you.

    Well, the greatest news of all. I got a new laser mouse. Actually, our (stupid) maid once pulled out the mouse and keyboard cord, and tried to plug them in. In this act, the tiny needles bent and our (bechara) laser mouse and keyboard refused to work! Fortunately, we had a spare ball mouse and a keyboard to work with. But, in the past few days, the mouse was creating some annoyance, and yesterday, I really felt like throwing that 'chooha' out of my window! But I was waiting for a new one. And now, today when I have this new (acha wala)mouse, am (not) gonna kick that old one out . Who knows about tomorrow.

    And yes folks, this is my sincere advice to you: Please never drink "Nestle 100% Real Pineapple Nectar"...errrr...it doesn't taste good at alll...I had to finish the 'dabba' so I did. Now please don't ask how I am feeling now. Make dua for me.

    Cheerio everybuddy =)

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    Death?!

    Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Saturday, March 05, 2005 in ,
    Nothing in the wolrd scares me more than death. And I believe people who are not righteous and pious are always haunted by death.

    Whenever I fall ill, a series of unaswerable questiones start revolving around my head. Questions like, 'What if I die now, or even after 5 minutes?' have no answer. Similarly, questions like,'What will happen to me after my death' and 'How will people react when I die' grip my head until I fully recuperate.

    Let me tell you a hair-raising story. It was a week ago when we were going to a dinner party. I was sitting in the back seat but in the middle, and so I was able to see the road ahead very clearly. We were in a quite normal and lively mood, but suddenly everything changed! What I witnessed sent a chill down my spine. The car infront of us just smashed a cat, and the left tyres went over the poor creature, crushing its furry body. Although I dont like cats and dogs at all, but at that time I was screaming like little kids. Like those kids whose pet cats die! Tears welled up in my eyes, and I wondered, 'What if I were that cat?' Everyone in the car tried to calm me down, but was I listening to them? I was tumbled into the thoughts of that poor cat. Don't know if anybody picked it up and placed it on the sidewalk.

    I witnessed another heart-wrenching incident some 3-4 days ago. That day also we were on our way to a dinner party, when we got stuck in a traffic jam. There was some problem with the traffic lights, so the traffic policeman was controlling the flow of traffic. After a few moments, we heard sirens. I thought, some Government official must be passing that's why these sirens're being blared. I became a bit curious when 15 seconds passed and that head-wrecking sound was still audible. I soon realized that it was coming from behind. The red, warning lights of an ambulance were spinning some 70- 80 metres away from our car. The white van was unable to move an inch forward in the sea of cars. Seems like an emergency, I whispered. After a few seconds, the driver took the loudspeaker in his hands and pleaded, 'Bhaijan, raasta dey do. Mareez ko heart attack hua hay. Usay foran hospital ley ker jaana hay'. It seemed that the policeman deployed there was a deaf man. Enraged, the abmulance driver reiterated his plea and waited for the deaf man to act. My fear got augmented by that second announcement. Finally, the sergeant let the cars go. And believe me readers, till the time we reached our destination, those sirens echoed in my head. Questions like, 'Is the person still alive or not?' and 'What if it was some of my family members instead of him?' revolved around my head.

    If courage comes with age, then I believe I will never grow up.

    Cheerio

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    VIRUS !!!!!

    Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Thursday, March 03, 2005 in
    "Look, am damn serious. Dont ya dare get near me. You better stay away!"

    Yes folks, that's how I scream when I forsee fever and cough and a series of uncontrollable sneezes approaching me at an uncalculatable velocity! Am feeling lazy right now. My whole body is aching. My head is spinning like a CD. My eyelids are burning. My fingers are in no mood of typing now. My feet are dead! The pallor of my face has started glowing. My half-opened eyes have started searching for a tissue paper company. My running nose is begging me to stop eating those ice-creams and stop drinking ice-cold water. My Dinky Mind has lost its memory. My kneecaps will crack and break away if I get up and walk. I can feel my forehead getting warm. I can also feel the accelerating pain in my cheek bones and my jaws. And I .....

    ..........JUST HATE THIS FEELING. Why am I a VIRUS-friendly girl?

    Well, I believe am feeling so because of heavy intake of food these days.

    My dear readers, please pray for my health...I dont want to fall sick now. Because if this time also I become a victim of this virus, I will not be able to do a single thing. And you know what, a huge pile of pending work is waiting for me. Now, you call it my busy-ness or my laziness, but I am like that. Yes, I confess, I am the biggest procrastinator the world has ever seen.

    *Out of all this tranquility, I hear the slow and silent footsteps of death. Yes, death is indeed approaching me! * [well, this shows my Dinky Mind is still wroking]

    Cheerio = (

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    Dinners over!

    Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Wednesday, March 02, 2005 in
    Yay, today was the last dinner that I attended. No more heavy dinners now.....yay!

    Well, I am in a hurry right now.

    Will publish the idiotic stories in my next post!

    Cheerioooooooooooooo

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    tin-tring-ting-tring

    Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Tuesday, March 01, 2005 in , ,
    My Sista's Guitar


    Well, none of us knows what to do with these six strings. So whenever we see it, we all very enthusiastically take this instument in our hands and then sit blankly, staring it from top to bottom, wondering what to do next. Hahahaha...But then that's fun when my lil brother sings songs of Atif Aslam in his heavy voice. He thinks of himself as the biggest rock star the world has ever seen when he holds the guitar. And he'd shake his body and sing "Kaisee hay yeh tanharii, kaisi hay yeh ruswarii..tum ho gai hum" - instead of sayin 'Kaisee hay yeh tanhai' and 'Kaisee hay yeh ruswai...gumm ho gai tum'.... So that's why we say "Bushi unplugged"...hehehe...

    Guess what. That day when Bushi was holding this guitar, he turned (cuz somebody called his name) and the guitar missed my head by an inch or two...whoosh! And I almost screamed, "Bushi, either take this huge thing off or walk with open eyes". I was so thankful that it didn't touch my head, or my Dinky Mind would have broken into uncollectable bits and pieces!

    Cheerio folks! =)

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