If these make you laugh

Posted by Dinky Mind on Thursday, August 18, 2005 in
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After
explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked,
"Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north
latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?" After a confused
silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She
called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny
quickly replied, "MTv, Star Moves, Channel-V and the Cartoon Network!"

The Sunday School teacher described how Lot's wife looked back at Sodom and
was turned into a pillar of salt.
Suddenly one child interrupted. "My mom looked back once while she was
driving," the youngster announced, "and she turned into a telephone pole."

That's all folks.
Cheerio =)



Ya they sure did ... that 2nd one was reallllllyyyyyyyyyy realllllllyyyyyyyyyyy good ... me still laughin :)

take carez ... luv ya :)

that third joke .. heh ..

no wonder there are so many poles [/)]

Anonymous says:

Lol! I liked the one about the geography :P

lol, the geography one was good.

hahahahaha. i only know 44. coz thts the only channel i watch =D even at 24. lol.

i lub funnies any day!

2nd one was nice!

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