If these make you laugh

1-
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After
explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked,
"Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north
latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?" After a confused
silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

2-
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She
called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny
quickly replied, "MTv, Star Moves, Channel-V and the Cartoon Network!"

3-
The Sunday School teacher described how Lot's wife looked back at Sodom and
was turned into a pillar of salt.
Suddenly one child interrupted. "My mom looked back once while she was
driving," the youngster announced, "and she turned into a telephone pole."

That's all folks.
Cheerio =)

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