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If these make you laugh

Posted by Dinky Mind on Thursday, August 18, 2005 in
1-
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After
explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked,
"Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north
latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?" After a confused
silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

2-
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She
called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny
quickly replied, "MTv, Star Moves, Channel-V and the Cartoon Network!"

3-
The Sunday School teacher described how Lot's wife looked back at Sodom and
was turned into a pillar of salt.
Suddenly one child interrupted. "My mom looked back once while she was
driving," the youngster announced, "and she turned into a telephone pole."

That's all folks.
Cheerio =)

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7 Comments


LOLZ!!
Ya they sure did ... that 2nd one was reallllllyyyyyyyyyy realllllllyyyyyyyyyyy good ... me still laughin :)

take carez ... luv ya :)


that third joke .. heh ..

no wonder there are so many poles [/)]


Lol! I liked the one about the geography :P


lol, the geography one was good.


hahahahaha. i only know 44. coz thts the only channel i watch =D even at 24. lol.

i lub funnies any day!


2nd one was nice!

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