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Bee!!!!
Posted by Umema Siddiqi
on
Sunday, May 28, 2006
in
l'humour
A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain " Please doctor, you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee."
DOCTOR: " Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."
MAN: " You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."
DOCTOR: " No, you don't understand! I'll put some cream on the place you were stung."
MAN: " Oh! It happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree."
DOCTOR (in anger): " No, no, you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting?"
MAN (still screaming in pain): " On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts."
DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting):" Which one?"
MAN (innocently): " How am I to know? All bees look the same to me."
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DOCTOR: " Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."
MAN: " You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."
DOCTOR: " No, you don't understand! I'll put some cream on the place you were stung."
MAN: " Oh! It happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree."
DOCTOR (in anger): " No, no, you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting?"
MAN (still screaming in pain): " On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts."
DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting):" Which one?"
MAN (innocently): " How am I to know? All bees look the same to me."
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