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We take you now to the Oval Office

Posted by Dinky Mind on Thursday, June 23, 2005 in
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now what are you asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get
me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then
get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send
some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the
Middle East?

Cheerio =)

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1 Comments


LOL:D

I watched this convo on Geo sometime back n it still makes me laugh:D:D:D:D
Pseudo | 06.24.05 - 2:51 am | #
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haha, you made my day (erm, it's still night)... now I'll go to bed laughing!!!!!!!!! ^_^ awesome!!!
VL | Homepage | 06.24.05 - 3:22 am | #
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OMG

Laughing like hell
Talha | Homepage | 06.24.05 - 3:36 am | #
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awrite.. got a little boring in the end... but was funny in the beginning for sure
Kamran | Homepage | 06.24.05 - 7:33 am | #
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http://www.blogger.com/ comment.g...929691132112037
Talha | Homepage | 06.24.05 - 7:43 am | #
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hahahahaha craked me up.........
zenia | Homepage | 06.24.05 - 8:20 am | #
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*all 32 teeths are in display*

Its indeed hillarious.


Gul | 06.24.05 - 5:10 pm | #
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~Pseudo: I recieved it in a mail...And I was laughing like...like myself (I laugh very badly) hehehehe.

~VL.: lol..Thankyouuuuu

~Talha: Lol...Okay..Stop laughing!

~Kamran: Thankss..

~Talha: I would have anyway checked that out.

~Zenia:

~Gullay: *32 teeth* Nice set of teeth.
Dinky Mind | Homepage | 06.24.05 - 6:19 pm | #
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yaar kabhi khud bhi kuch ker liya karo....copy paste kerna chor do....zamana kia kahay ga???
BiYA | 06.25.05 - 12:22 am | #
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LMAO

enjoyed the rice
Raheel | Homepage | 06.25.05 - 2:56 am | #
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ahhh ..

how bongooooooos are they
Asma | Homepage | 06.25.05 - 3:20 am | #
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Gravatar so Hu is the leader of China!!!
Stupid AdSenser | Homepage | 06.25.05 - 1:30 pm | #
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Hu Jintao ne sab ki jaan azzab mein dali hoi hai. :D
sid | Homepage | 06.26.05 - 5:07 pm | #
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rice were nice!!
Raheel | Homepage | 06.26.05 - 6:54 pm | #
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"I laugh very badly"

You cry when you laugh!! :o)
Some Desi | Homepage | 06.26.05 - 8:02 pm | #
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~BiYA: Zamana kehta hay 'bohat achay' . Now don't say like that. You liked it, didn't you ? Liar Liar.

~Raheel: Lol...So, you had boiled rice or Condollezza Rice (Condollezza sounds so much like Mozerella...but the latter is good)

~Asma: ehhh...yes

~Stupid AdSenser: Yes, Sir!

~Sid: Waisay, who is HU?

~Some Desi: And you aren't here to reveal all the secrets.....(You can say I save time khee khee khee khee)

Cheerio folks =)
Dinky Mind| Homepage | 06.27.05 - 12:37 am | #

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