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Posted by Umema Siddiqi
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Saturday, May 28, 2005
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One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He
noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever.
The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later.
The diver went below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joined him.
This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof pad and pencil, and
wrote, "Amazing! How are you able to stay this deep down without equipment?"
The guy took the pencil and pad, erased what the diver had written, and wrote,
"I'm drowning, you moron!"
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Roland Garros, Paris: French Open has started. It's day 6 today! Results uptil now are quite good. Roger Federer should win. If not, then Rafael Nadal should definately win. If not, then no-one should win! As far as women's singles is concerned, Maria Sharapova would win. Any other player can also win. Uh, am not much interested in women tennis. They play yuck-thoo game. So slow, and with so much aaaahhhh...oooohhh.... eeeeeeeehhh!
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noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever.
The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later.
The diver went below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joined him.
This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof pad and pencil, and
wrote, "Amazing! How are you able to stay this deep down without equipment?"
The guy took the pencil and pad, erased what the diver had written, and wrote,
"I'm drowning, you moron!"
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Roland Garros, Paris: French Open has started. It's day 6 today! Results uptil now are quite good. Roger Federer should win. If not, then Rafael Nadal should definately win. If not, then no-one should win! As far as women's singles is concerned, Maria Sharapova would win. Any other player can also win. Uh, am not much interested in women tennis. They play yuck-thoo game. So slow, and with so much aaaahhhh...oooohhh.... eeeeeeeehhh!
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