When will this marathon end? Its been more than a week that we are attending dinners and lunches, and now I am in no mood of eating more *food-o-meter shows FULL*. And today again, we have to go on a dinner party.....ufffff...I want some time..just a few hours to relax. *stretches her arms and yawns* Aaaaaaahhhh....I am sleeeeeeeeeeeeepyyyyyyyy

Hahahahhaha ....You guys must be wondering have I gone nuts or what....But seriously I cannot stop myself from laughing. I dont feel like laughing, but somebody just made me laugh a lot today! Thanks "Somebuddy" ....Lolllll....You made my day! :)

Stay happy everybuddy, and stay happy you "Somebuddy"

Cheerio folks!!!

*still laughing* *Awww...that was a nice story* lol

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Thanks a lot!!!! Lol...That's nice!

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Have to rush now, cuz I have to get up early tomorrow! I mean now I have only 5 hours to sleep...Gosh!!!!

Cheeriooooooooooo =)

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"The greatest pain in life is not to die, but to be ignored.
To lose the person you love so much to another who doesn't care at all.
To have someone you care about so much throw a party... and not tell you about it.
When your favorite person on earth neglects to invite you to his graduation.
To have people think that you don't care.
The greatest pain in life, is not to die, but to be forgotten.
To be left in the dust after another's great achievement.
To never get a call from a friend, just saying "hi".
When you show someone your innermost thoughts and they laugh in your face.
For friends to always be too busy to console you when you need someone to lift your spirits.
When it seems like the only person who cares about you, is you.
Life is full of pain, but does it ever get better?
Will people ever care about each other, and make time for those who are in need?
Each of us has a part to play in this great show we call life.
Each of us has a duty to mankind to tell our friends we love them.
If you do not care about your friends you will not be punished.
You will simply be ignored...
forgotten...
as you have done to others. "


Dont you guys think I'm depressed or something. Today, I was trying to clean my pc, when I started opening various documents and came across this thing (poem?). I recieved it in a mail months ago...liked it...so posted it! *Well, have I posted it earlier also?*

Cheerio everybuddy

ps: Planning to post the pic of Sista's Guitarra in my next post! Till then, enjoy your time. =)

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They say girls never tell their correct age. Probably they're right, but then there are some girls who do tell their correct ages. Some girls... like ME.
This is my Goldy pendant which I love the most, and it hangs in a crimson crystal chain. The key is not that big as it appears to be. Actually its less than an inch long. Interesting, right?

[click to enlarge]


Well, if you still think I'm lying, then who cares...nobody trust anybody! Hah!

[It was a very huge image, so I reduced its size considerably. I wanted to show the whole of it, but image shack was not uploading the image.]

ps. I believe this 18 means 18 karat gold (about 75% gold) and not my age particularly ;)

Cheerio everybuddy =)

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I found this on somebody's blog. Evild, was it you?
Sorry readers, I don't remember.,...Rusted Dinky Mind!

It's hard to believe these were actually done by grade one kids (6-year olds). Collected by their teacher.
People in glass houses shouldn't . . . run around naked.
Better to be safe than . . . punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the . . . bug is close.
It's always darkest before . . . daylight savings time.
Never underestimate the power of . . . termites.
You can lead a horse to water but . . . how?
Don't bite the hand that . . . looks dirty.
No news is . . . impossible.
A miss is as good as a . . . Mr.
You can't teach an old dog . . . math.
If you lie down with dogs, you . . . will stink in the morning.
Love all, trust . . . me.
The pen is mightier than . . . the pigs.
An idle mind is . . . the best way to relax.
Where there is smoke, there is . . . pollution.
Happy is the bride who . . . gets all the presents.
A penny saved is . . . not much.
Two is company, three is . . .The Musketeers.
None are so blind as . . . Helen Keller.
Children should be seen and not . . . spanked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed . . . get new batteries.
You get out of something what you . . . see pictured on the box.
When the blind lead the blind . . . get out of the way.
There is no fool like . . . Aunt Edie.

Howzzat?


everbuddy =)

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....how to check B.P. Yay!!!
Honestly, I never knew what to do with that all-tubey and twisty apparatus. Today, Bhabhi was checking papa's B.P. level, when papa asked me to check his B.P. At that time, I was reading the newspaper. 'Who ME?', I almost jumped when he said that. He said, 'Yes, u(ME)ma.' With my ever-trembling hands, I picked up those black tubes. 'Now...', I asked helplessly. I actually wanted to ask him Now what to do, but all words just mumbled into my mouth, and didn't come out. 'Now what?', he demanded. 'Now....right now, right?', I showed him my level of foolishness. He rubbed his chin and said, 'I believe YES'. 'Oh sure, why not', my words were not with me at all. God help me please, I mumbled. As Bhabhi guided me, I finally completed that experiment sort of thing. After that, I revealed the results /markings/ reading/ wateva...He said, "Quite normal. Alhamdolillah'. 'Normal, really? Is that what you call normal? Ok, never knew that', I muttered. Then Bhabhi told me what is normal B.P. reading and at what reading you can say it's hypertension. *recalling those figures* I did memorise them. God, sssss....what were they.... 130/90? 140/100? Ooops, am I sane ? I think the first one was right. *still thinking* Sorry, readers you have to tolerate my rusted Dinky Mind. Sowwie!

Am also planning to take some driving lessons....hahahaha....joke na!!!!! Really, I am just saying it now. Who knows will I ever take them. The thing that scares me about driving is all those mirrors - rear-view, side-view, right, left, and other blah blahs. Whooops... Umema and driving...no no no...not congenial!




Thankyou Yousaf for this. They're yummy...hehehe

Cheeriossss everybuddy!

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Listening to the nicest songs. Enjoying the best astomphere of tranquility. Having the best food - Rani Juice, Krispers (chips), Chocolate Ice-cream,Snickers, and Mars. Besides that I've got a real nice stock of SoftMints and Polo. And if you want alllll this, go to a supermarket and buy it for yourself. If you think I am mean, then thanks for attesting it!

BiYA, I wanted to keep MARS for you, but when it seemed to me you wouldn't be coming, I safely slid it in my mouth. Jealous na!!! And yeah, BBQ tonite, and sea view are hardly 5 mins drive away from this very house. You're MEAN!!!!!! Errrrrrr!!!!! I really fell like going to your place and punch you!!!!! *Totally ticked off*

Cheerio everybuddy =)

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Why am I being so restless these days. I dunno why sometimes I just feel like running out of the house and go to somewhere real cool - like my Nani's house, or BiYA's. Gosh, I'm missing both of them soooo much. BiYA came yesterday, but then just for an hour or so. And then we couldn't even talk cuz I got busy in playing table tennis.
I really really really really really want to get out and meet some good people. I want to eat something different and good. I want to buy a new book. I want Barry to be here. I want to go for cycling. I want to...I want to....I want to....I want to....drink water, atleast now *panting*.

My mind, body and soul are restless.

Pray for me

Adios amigos...I mean Cheerio folks (how can I forget to use my trademark goodbye style..*wonders*)

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Well, well, well, I have opened this page, but I dont know how to start and what to write. I have got loadsa news, but I just don't know how to put them down. Ok, fine. Let me try it.

Digital Fortress invavded:
I have finished reading Digital Fortress. To be very very honest, I was confused in choosing Digital Fortress or Deception Point. But then on Hafsa's blog, I once read that she's reading Digital Fortress. So, then I decided to buy it. And woah, I found it very interesting! I mean, Dan Brown's books are always interesting, but I found this one very cool. This book would give me tension! Really. I would keep thinking like, "What will happen to Susan Fletcher now?", "Strathmore is responsible for it, and I can bet on it", "Poor David Becker", "Aww...Susan, I am at your side. Don't you worry".
And there were times, when on reading some sentences, I would feel like breaking down and cry. I would want to tell Susan that some people are just decieving her, but I couldn't. (How stupid of me). And then there was time, when everybody was thinking about an isotope of Uranium 238, and at that time, I was almost screaming 'It's U 235. Listen to me, its U 235'. Yes, I was screaming just like Becker. Lol.
Folks, do you know somethings that were happening in the book were occuring with me too. I mean, when they couldn't shutdown TRANSLTR, I also became unable to shut down my PC. And then when Tankado's ring was lost, my gold ring also disappered somewhere. And when it was found, I found my ring too! Amazing, isn't it?! I've never been much into this computer thing, but I liked the book very much. Code-breaking, and Tankado's riddle were fun to solve. Wonder how these things come to Dan Brown's mind.

Please get well soon:
Yesterday was my father's Angiography. He's MashaAllah fine now, but not as fine as he should be. Yesterday, I spent half of my day in the hospital. And for the first time in my life, I really admired doctors. I realised that they are extraordinary people. And that they are nice, and not at all arrogant. That they do care for patients, and treat them very nicely. And that they often give big smiles to encourage a person. In short, they are well-educated, nice people.

Me and my Butterfly:
I got a big Butterfly today! My table finally arrived at 6:20 pm today! Wohoo. I played few games with papa and my big bro! And yeah, we did keep the table in the Foyer....Hehehe....My Mommese is still furious at the 'Monster-sized Table'. She has got some very very evil plans about my Butterfly. She said, sometime she will use it as a di...dii....dining table *cries*. This ain't fair Mommese. *Still crying*

Me and online? A miracle or what?:
My ISP is Alhamdolillah acting sane now. And I am quite happy for that.

El Mariarchi and my sister:
BiYA bought a guitar, so Congratulations!!!!!! And yeah, when are you coming over to see my big Butterfly? Hoping to see ya soon. ENjoy life. Give my salam to all of your family.

Am I sweet?:
Errr...these mosquitoes can be very annoying sometimes. But they are nice, if you look at this situation in a different way. Mosquitoes normally leave their traces on my feet. But you can also say, "wo meray qadam choomtay hain"....Hae beecharay machchar! I think my blood is very sweet thats why all the Mosquito community attack me in the whole house. And then for the next 5-6 hours, I frantically rub my feet with Vicks VapoRub. One thing bad (or good?) about me is that I cannot kill mosquitoes. Once, I accidently killed one, and after that I washed my hands for about a zillion times to get rid of that crimson filthy liquid. Eeek.

Barry I miss you:
Today I talked to Barry. She said I'll have to wait till the summers to see her face. Summers, here in Pakistan, start in March or April (rather summers have started, what I believe), but summers, there in England, start in July. This is really really not fair. She thanked me for the bags that I sent her. The term 'bag' was what she was using instead of a small 'pouch'. Lol. But I miss youuuuuuuuuuuu. Come backkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Cheerio everybuddy!!!

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Now, I have a habit of reiterating, so here I declare, "I am tired. And I am sick." And you please pray that I recuperate soon. Ameen. The title of my past 2 posts was something related to exhaustion, headache, sickness, etc. etc.

Mithai ki dukaan: Kia aap ko Mithai chahiyay? Yes? Then, what are you waiting for? Come over here, and I'll give you loadsa Mithai + 3 complementary oranges with every single Mithai ka dabba. Honestly, MashaAllah, these days we have become extremely self-sufficient in oranges and Mithais. Someday, I'll put on a banner and publicise those oranges! Hehehehe....

I'm getting a table: A dining table? No!!! A side table? No!!! Study table, then? Not at all!!! Folks, I'm getting a folding table, a big table, and a Butterfly table InshaAllah on Tuesday. So, I invite all the Table Tennis freaks to come to my place and have a tick-tock, tick-tock, and a SMASH sometime. Yes, Yes, Yes. I am extremely happy.
That day Papa went to buy Badminton racquets for some kid who'm I dont even know. When he came back home, he showed me a visiting card behind which price of my fabulous Table was written. Like, Table costs Rs - - , net costs Rs. - - , racquets cost Rs. - -, and balls cost Rs. - -. He then asked me, do you want it? That was a question I needn't to answer. He said, 'Okay, I will get it someday'. Ufff....why do I hate these 'somedays' so much. Anyway, I had to hide my anger at that time. But Mommese suddenly ordered, 'No tables here. And no Table Tennis in this house'. "Whatttt????" I was about to explode, when I cooled myself down. "Look Mommese, Table Tennis is unfortunately an indoor game. We cannot play it in the porch (its barely covered), or in the parking area outside. We can fold it and keep it in the porch after we finish playing." She then questioned, 'Then, better keep it folded. And by the way, where do you actually plan to put your monster-size table?' Now that question made me think. I said, 'We've got the Foyer, and we've also got the T.V. Lounge. We can easily keep it there and play.' Yahooo, my Dinky Mind worked at that time. When after an hour or two, Mommese went out of the room, Papa asked me, "Shall I call that man and order him for a table?" O my God, "Perfect", I whispered. 'Naiki aur pooch pooch', I stammered. Then he dialled the number, talked to him, and asked to bring the table on Tuesday. So, I am quite happy now!!!!


Nothing new today, except that I ate a lot. And I ate chips. And I am going to eat them tomorrow as well. Chris, why did you remind me of those chips???

Cheerio everybuddy.
*sleeping*

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...And yeah, that's why I am still sitting wide-eyed at this hour! Eh!

I have:
^1^ Successfully finished reading 24 chapters of Digital Fortress. Hoa yeah!!!
^2^ Cleaned the kitchen and got appreciated. =)
^3^ Washed the clothes and ironed them. (Maids are away) *wiping my forehead*
^4^ Eaten apple after a long time. Its tasted juicy and yummy. *ahhh*
^5^ Heard my fabulous song collection. Feel so much relaxed now. *Hmmmm*

I have to:
^1^ Keep my CDs and stuff toys back in the shelf.
^2^ Eat something good (something means chips) ;)
^3^ Get up early in the morning tomorrow. :'(
^4^ Sleep
^5^ Sleep
^6^ And sleep.

Cheerio everybuddy.

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Yawning from the past one hour, and now I am sick and tired of yawning. I better go and sleep. Cuz I woke up at 1045 today. Didn't do my breakfast (that's usual). Went with my sister to the parlour for her services. Thank God, I took Digital Fortress with me or I'd get bored from 2 pm to 6:30 pm. At the parlour, I was feeling ultra sleepy. But I had to use toothpicks to keep my eyes open! The was the most terrible and annoying part of the day.

No, wait! The terrible part is something else! I ate olives today! My father brought them, asked me to open the tin, and then asked me to eat one. I stared at that green little ball in my hand. At that time, I was reminded of the time when I ate olives for the first time at my phuppo's place. She said they're good, and I must try them. SO, poor me, gave a try, and till this day I regret! Anyway, coming back to today. My father said that olives reduce cholestrol, and since I eat a lot of oily things, I must eat olives to reduce my cholestrol level. He was eating olives the way I eat Skittles. Being a nice daughter, I picked up one, and brought it near to my mouth, when a fainting gust of olives touched my nose. 'Gosh!', I murmured. I again started looking at it, confused, should I eat it or not! When my father looked at me, he said,"Now eat it". "Ok", I said in a slow voice. Again brought the olive to my mouth, but this time, I clipped my nose with my fingers. Closing my eyes, murmuring Bismillah, I pushed it in my mouth. Eeeeeee.....yuckkkkk!!!!!! I felt like spitting it out, but couldn't do that. Papa was sitting there. When he turned his face sideways for something, all my feelings and emotions became evident on my face - I was making terrible faces! Mommese and Biya were laughing badly. When I reached my toleration level, I picked up the plate, and fired that acidic ball out of my mouth. After that, I littered my mouth with loadsa SoftMints....Errrr, I can still feel its taste! Let me eat another softmint. *runs away to get some*
*Back now. Munching one*
You know dear bloggers, today I have walked alot! My legs are now begging for some rest and so do my eyes. I think I better go now and get a nice sleep. Sory Gul, I couldn't even say Goodbye to you.

Cheerio everybuddy. Gotta wakeup in the morning too. =)

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Yes, my dear Bloggers, I invite you to my sister's wedding and my brother's valima on February 4, 2005.I'll feel elevated if you'll give the honour of your presence at 10 pm. For venue and more information, please contact me at my gmail address.

January 29, 2005. Saturday:

My brother's Wedding day! All the girls wore ghararas on that day. We also wore bindiyas. We were looking nice, but some people called us 'That 70s Show'...heehehe....Oh, did I tell you that was the coldest day of this season here in Karachi. sssssssss...it was cool and it was cold! When we came back home with our sweet Bhabhi, we all refreshed ourselves for a photo session. After that, it was time for everybody and for the bride and groom to go to their room. My brother's room is upstairs. We kind of cracked a joke and asked our brother to lift the bride and carry her to the room. We actaully fired those stereotype sentences at him, like "Act like a man", "You're strong", "No more lame excuses now". And he would answer "No, I cant do that", "Look, that's not possible", "You must be kidding". We (I mean I) thought that he wouldn't do that, but he actually did it! He lifted her and walked a step forward. We all were laughing and clapping at that time. It was so much fun na. You know, when the groom wants to take the bride into the room, groom's sisters block the way and do not let them enter without having a handsome amount of money. That what we both sisters did that day. We blocked the way and started screaming for the money - our right, as they say it! hehehe...When we screamed our throats raw, he lazily picked out a 100 rupee note from his pocket and waved it in the air. We were like "what's this? We want something in 4 figures". He gave me are-you-nuts looks. He then again took out a 100 rupee note and lied that this is what he has got now. Me and Biya (my sis) were adamant on our point. He then said, ok fine, 'Udhaar ker laitay hain'. I dont know from where this thing came to my mind and I blurted out, "Nach baray shoaq say, udhaar agli chowk say...so gimme the money right now" At first everybody looked at me in utter amazement, cuz nobody was expecting any such thing, ut then they burst out laughing. Lol, I can never forget it!

January 30, 2005. Sunday:

The whole night we just talked and talked and talked. We almost slept at 5 am, and woke up at 8 am. 3-hours sleep...eeek! Didn't do much that day! Well, at night, when almost everybody was sleeping, I came to my room when I found the computer already switched on. So, I pulled out 10 Years of Hits by Ronan Keating, inserted the CD, slowed down the volume, jumped into my cozy bed with Digital Fortress and some cashew nuts and started reading the book. Ohhhh, I dont even remeber after how many weeks I got the time to read something good! Slept at 2 am and got up at 8:30 am.

January 31, 2005. Monday:

My sister's Mayoon (or Mehndi, whatever you name it)! Something not good happened that day. But we still tried to forget that mishap and got involved in the Mayoon preparations! After that, Alhamdolillah everything went well. Hey you know what, we also managed to get a dhole from somewhere and all the night we just singing songs on it. I sang and screamed so much that now I can hardly speak! I'm having a terrible sore throat. And yeah, I made a lot of movie on that day, and beleive me, my hands started aching because of that. Since my cousins were dancing, and there was nobody else to make their movie, so me - the poor one - had to do that!Slept at 4 am

February 1, 2005. Tuesday:

Woke up at 11:45 am (Were you expecting the same 8 o'clock wake up time? You were? Gosh, I am human being yaar). Seriously, I dont know how I slept till that time. Actually, my sister called on my phone just to wake me up and realise what time it was! (She was calling from another room...Good style of making someone get up hehehe).
Today, I took my sister's dowry to her new home. Tried my level best to keep things in their respective places, but don't know how much I have succeeded! Alot of things are still left to be taken there. I think we'll go on Thursday again.

February 2, 2005. Wednesday:

The clock is revealing a usual 1:18 am. Since everybuddy has gone back to their homes, I am getting bored now. So, I guess I must go and sleep. Have to wake up at 8 in the morning (will I?)

Tata and Cheerio everybuddy =)

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