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An orkut (s)crap!

Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 in
Main kal ja rahe thee
ke meri chappal toot gai
ab chappal to moochi seeta hai
seeta to darzi bhi hai
darzi to kapray seeta hai
kapray to rangeen hotay hain
rangeen to lota bhi hota hai
lota to bathroom main hota hai
bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai
nal to lohay ka hota hai
lohay ki to istiri bi hoti hai
istri to garam hoti hai
garam to Halwa bhi hota hai
Halwa to peela hota hai
peela to chooza bhi hota hai
chooza to anday main se nikalta hai
anda to sufaid hota hai
sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai
doodh to bhains daity hai
bhains to kaali hoti hai
kaala to bangali bhi hota hai
bangali to paan khata hai
paan to laal hota hai
laal to gulab main bhi hota hai
gulaab main to kantay hotay hain
kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain
machli to achchi hoti hai
achcha to Bander bhi hota hai
bander to bander hota hai
parhnay walay bunder aisay hi hotay hain
jo parh kar apna time waste karte hain
lolz...

Most of you must have read this. I just wanted to add this thing to my blog archives. And wanted you to read, and enjoy, if you haven't yet read it. :)

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1 Comments


LOLZ ...!!!!




That was very funny !!!
Asma | Homepage | 07.20.05 - 2:12 am | #
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So much for scraps! LOL jazakAllah for the laughs anyway!!
VL | Homepage | 07.20.05 - 1:26 pm | #
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mein ne time waste nahin kia...mein ne sirf last line parhi.. *pat on the back for myself.

hehe...these things are fun. :D
sid | Homepage | 07.20.05 - 3:45 pm | #
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LOL! that's hilarious
shaima | Homepage | 07.20.05 - 6:40 pm | #
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Thanks for reading.

~Sid: You are the most intelligent person here
Dinky Mind | Homepage | 07.21.05 - 2:02 am | #
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I didn't read it. Okay I admit, I am a big liar!! lol.. that was some nice crap.
Raheel | Homepage | 07.21.05 - 2:05 am | #
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phir to main sab sai intelligent hoon

manai last line bhi nahin parhei

:d
T M | Homepage | 07.21.05 - 11:09 am | #
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~Raheel: Liar,, liar! It's rare to find some good crap on orkut!

~T M: uff...aap ki intelligence ko main daad deti houn. *claps* Hahaha
Dinky Mind | Homepage | 07.22.05 - 1:56 am | #
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dodo :P
Saadie | Homepage | 07.22.05 - 3:02 am | #

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