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Stupid Things

Posted by Dinky Mind on Friday, April 25, 2008 in ,
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where is yours?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. What good is cake if you can’t eat it?

4. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this?

5. When people say, while watching a film, “Did you see that?”. No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”…. Didn’t really give me a choice there, did you?

7. When something is “new and improved!”…Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn’t be new.

8. When people say “life is short”. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that’s longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here?

Cheerio folks =)

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1 Comments

Absar says:

Lol! Loved the 'last place' one.
My most-hated one has to be the 'Aray kitna bara ho gaya hai!" thing! :P

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