Answer me!

Posted by Dinky Mind on Monday, January 16, 2006 in
  1. Do stairs go up or down?
  2. Do coffins have lifetime guarantee?
  3. Why is it necessary to nail down a coffin?
  4. Are children who act in 'R' rated movies allowed to see them?
  5. When French people swear, do they say pardon my English?
  6. Isn't Disney World just a people trap opearted by a mouse?
  7. Can you get cornered in a round room?
  8. Why don't the hair on your arms get split ends?
  9. Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
  10. If a fork was made of gold, would it still be considered silverware?
  11. Why is a square meal served on a round plate?
  12. Why is a boxing ring square?
  13. Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
  14. Why are Pringles curved?
  15. Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
  16. Do movie producers still say lights, camera and action when it is a dark scene?
  17. Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark?
  18. If he did, where did he keep them?
  19. Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
  20. If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
  21. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
  22. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
  23. Can you cry under water?
  24. Why is it when we duck, they call us chicken?
  25. What do vegetarians feed their dogs?
  26. Can a person choke and die on a lifesaver?
  27. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
  28. Is there anything easier done than said?
  29. Why don't ducks duck when you shoot at them?
  30. What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
  31. If they develop a supersonic train, will they give it a whistle?
  32. Is bad a bad word?
  33. Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
  34. Can dogs have dog days?
  35. Why are things typed up but written down?
  36. Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
  37. Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
  38. Why are washing liquids made of real lemons, but lemonades made of artifical flavours?
  39. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  40. Why don't they make the whole plane of that substance with which they make the little indestructible black box?
  41. What is the speed of dark?
  42. What is the another word for "thesaurus"?
  43. Why is the word 'dictionary' in the dictionary?
  44. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
  45. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
  46. Why do the ABC song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune?
  47. Why is Happy Birthday To You the most famous song of the world?
  48. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
  49. What should one call a male ladybird?
  50. Why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car?
  51. Is a hot car cool or is a cool car hot?
  52. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
  53. Why do they say "Cheese" and not "(you are a)Freak" when they take photograph?

Try answering ;)

Cheerio =)



why did you post this?

I wanted to know if people are clever enough to answer!!!


1. They go both ways.
2. Now this is completely insane!!
3. Murda bhaag gaya toh
4. only if they are Rated R for retarded =P
5. you attend french classes so you better know!
6. jaakar dekhna parega
7. yes if you can draw a tangent there.
8. thatz gross!!
9. great idea.. I won't throw them then.
10. silverware konsi asal hoti hai?!
11. because they don't have access to triangular plates.
12. they don't want to play kabbadi.
13. I ain't one so pardon me!
14. to make them more tasty and fill the tin's space.
15. I only know that they can be very helpful in crisis situations =P.
16. dark scenes also require lighting, gotcha!!
17. main itna budha nahi hoon.
18. ans not required.
19. mad english men.
20. pass
21. because they invisibly generate more money.
22. more imp than umema for sure.
23. can you still cry when you are out of the water?
24. I don't like birdy mess.
25. to have some vegetarian meat.
26. I haven't had such experience.
27. correct your phrase, silent hearing.
28. saying nothing.
29. because they are pagal pagal pagal.
30. shoelace handles.. lmao
31. duniya walon umema pagal hogayi hai
32. very very bad.
33. why are you after Noah like a peechal peri?!
34. every dog has its day whether its a dog day or a cat day.
35. because those poor fellows don't possess a typewriter.
36. this is the toughest question.
37. kyun tumko khaana hai kia?
38. they are liars, they use washing liquids in lemonades these days I tell ya!
39. ask saady if you know him
40. weight ziyada hojayega.
41. speed of light with a negative sign.
42. go and check yourself.
43. because they think that umema is a paki idiot who is studying french.
44. you have failed.. yehoooo!!!
45. bit of both =P
46. go and ask atif aslam or aamir zaki.
47. I beg to disagree!! Its not a song, its a disgrace.
48. plain boards.
49. I don't like gay questions.
50. car apni hoti hai.
51. depends on whos sitting in it.. so cheap =P
52. haven't you seen tom hanks in jumangi?
53. because after saying cheese, everyone automatically turns into a freak.

Now answer this question,
why am I so faarig and khuwaar?

Raheel haha u have some time :D,

Dinko: oye kahan ghaib hoo??

each question makes a complete post. So post them one by one and then I will try to answer.


Anonymous says:

I thought you had exams :) anyways best of luck for your papers.

assalam o alaykum w.w.

Hmmm ... are you sure abt exams :)

and raheel are you so farigh these days :)

lol...nice !


very amusing, very clever :-)

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