Oh my God, I felt great as I entered the place. I can never forget my college. Its the best college in the world, with best teachers, best students, and the best best ground. So today I met some of my old teachers, and Xak too.
(Wait, wait, wait....Today is indeed Saturday, but there was some sort of PTM and a science exhibition there, therefore I went).
Hmmm, so I was telling you about my teachers. First I met Ma'am Sameera. She was glad to see me there. Honestly speaking, she's the most friendly teacher I have ever seen. Then I met Sir A.M.B. He was unable to recognize me... Lol, have I changed that much. I dunno.

A lil convo with Sir AMB is here :

Me: Assalam o alaikum Sir.
AMB: Yes. Walaikum assalam. How may I help....*amazed*ooo, its you. How are you? How did your papers go?!
Me: (gave my trademark answer) They were fine, good.
AMB: Fine or good?!?
Me: (clueless...) ummm...a bit of both. (Yes, I know thats the most stupid answer).

Anyway, after some time, I met Mrs. Naqvi (my urdu teacher). She gave me a hug (yes, cuz I was her favourite student, as once she called me "Urdu-daan".lol) She is a great teacher!

I was very dreadful about today (sleeping at 3 am, and getting up at 7 is no easy job), but thank God, it went quite well.

Oh God, have to go for lunch now. Then I have got a class at 3, finishing at 5 pm.
Have to rush now.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Yes, finally I have succeeded in changing my blog background colour from gloomy grey to something red/maroon. And I just love it. I have made some changes in my sidebar boxes also. But one thing seems inappropriate (sp?) to me, and that is the....*what do you call it?*...*yes*...the Title bar, right?! I mean its not tht clear as it should be. So, am gonna waste another night on this thing InshaAllah.
But, as for now, I am happy for the changes that I have made!

P.S. Just check out the time. hehehe 02:02 am

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Tennis Masters Cup, Houston, USA.

Congratulations Federer.
World number one Roger Federer will make a deposit of $US 1,520,000 into his bank account and in his garage he will park a silver Mercedes convertible sports car. These are the spoils that have been bestowed on the Swiss superstar for winning his second Tennis Masters Cup, and for the second year running he went through the event undefeated. He becomes the first player to win consecutive year-end events without losing a match since Ivan Lendl in 1986-87
Roger Federer dominated despite delays as a rain interruption only postponed the inevitable for Lleyton Hewitt, who lost a 6-3, 6-2 Tennis Masters Cup final to the undisputed king of the game this season.
See Federer's images here!

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"Anyone can become angry - that is easy. But to be angry
with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right
purpose, and in the right way - this is not easy."

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*Let's sing together*


Flinstones, meet the Flinstones,
They're a modern stone-age family.
From the town of Bed-Rock,
They're a pace right out of history.
Let's ride with the family down the street,
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
When you're with the Flinstones,
Have a yabba-dabba-do time,
A dabba-do time.
We'll have a gay, old time.

Whenever I see Talal, my lil cousin, I am reminded of Flinstones. And whenever he sees me, he asks me to sing 'Plistone'. Lol.

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It gives me immense pleasure to announce that I - Umema plc - has proudly opened

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_____________ZE CAIKE SHOPPE _____________
__________________Karachi___________________

*taalian*
I open this shop every year at Eid, at my residence. This is because every year our (bechara)refrigerator floods with almost all sorts of cakes - birthday cakes, wedding cakes, celebration cakes, tea cakes, ice cakes, oil cakes, archaics (ahem, sorry).
So, rush now, or our (already-rotten) cakes will expire.
Be the first to enjoy our delicious, mouth-watering, yummy, and God-knows-what cakes.

[Pehlay aaiyay...pehlay paiyay]

Enjoy your Eid with our cakes,
ZE CAIKE SHOPPE,
The best eaten cakes around.

Call:
toont toont toont - toont toont toont toont.

Visit:
ZE CAIKE SHOPPE,
Karachi, Pakistan.

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A few minutes ago, I searched google. There, I entered my name, and look what I found! (the words in brackets are my comments)
Description of Your First Name of: Umema

Although the name Umema creates idealism and the urge to help others, we emphasize that it causes a materialistic approach that frustrates higher humanitarian qualities. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the nervous system.
1-Your name of Umema has brought you enjoyment in working with people in circumstances in which you can organize and direct their efforts, preferably in an executive position. (kind of true)
2-You are self-expressive, philanthropic, clever, and ambitious. (am I really philanthropic and clever?)
3-You like to specialize in whatever you undertake. (yeah, specialising in wasting time these days...lol)
4-This name gives you an optimistic outlook on life. (well, really?)
5-You appreciate good quality in all things and want the best money can buy. (hmm...can say)
6-You have big ideals and dreams about the things you would like but you are not always willing to put forth the necessary effort, particularly if it means being subservient to others or having to work in an unimportant, menial capacity. (lol.. cent per cent true)
7-Position and means are important to you and, in order to create this impression of affluence, you will spend even when it is not prudent to do so. (ahem...ok)
8-You like to give the impression that you have everything under control. (never analysed)

Aray, Ive got something for you all. One of my friends sent it to me some 15 minutes ago, and I found it to be good. Wanna see it? You may click here. You will have to wait for a few seconds (depends on your ISP speed) till it gets loaded.
Do tell me about it.

Cheerio!

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Yes, what happened today was a big joke! Today I had Accounting (P III). I got a bit late at my centre. I mean to say I entered the hall at 2:05 pm. Although the paper starts at 2:30 pm, but if I enter the hall after 1:45 pm, I consider myself to be late! [Yes, yes, I AM stupid!] Anyway, I entered the hall and started checking the desk bearing my candidate number. Soon I found it and when I sat on the chair, heck, I found the desk to be way too low. Yes! it was some 2 inches above my knees (I am short-heighted. Now you can easily guess the height of the desk) . I started looking at other people and their desks. Everybody had normal-height desk but one guy. So, he and I were the poor people who had to actually lean over the table and then do our paper. Anyway, the paper started. I leaned over and started doing my paper, when after 10 minutes, my squeaky 'ouch' caught the attention of many people. Actually, the desks there consist of 2 parts - a stand and a top flat black board. At that time something happened to the stand and the board tilted. All my stationery slid down on the carpeted floor. And guess what, that heavy board fell on my legs and my poor legs started screaming. Ouch! 'I should have got it changed in the beginning', I thought. Anyway, soon an invigilator came to help me out. The problem was resolved , Alham-do-lillah. Some people were looking at me and smiling. 'You think its funny?What if this happens to you. Then I'll see you smile. Do your own work' , I felt like saying this to all those Colgate-toothpaste people. My two precious minutes were wasted in this stupid scene. I again started doing my paper. I focused my attention on the paper, when after some 15 minutes, the same thing happened. That was quite annoying cuz both the stand and the board fell flat on the floor with a 'thump'! My eraser went north, card flew and fell beneath another desk, whereas the pencil and calc fell on my feet. Question paper, MCQ sheet and Statement of entry remained on the board. That was so ....urgh, there's not even a word to describe it. Soon, 2 invigilators came to me and tried to help lift up the desks and other stuff. Urgh! Soon, the paani wala (we call the waitor by this name) came with a new stand and a board. All three men replaced it and picked up all my stationery. In the meantime, I looked at other candidates; some were doing their paper peacefully as if nothing has happened and most were looking at me, giggling. I also forced my lips to take a curve and smile back at them, as if nothing unusual has happened. So, my another five minutes got wasted in this Desk Scene - Episode II. The new desk that I got was a lot better than the previous one, Alhamdo-lillah. I completed my paper (Now don't ask how did it go). When the time came to leave the hall, I stood up to walk out, but I stumbled badly. Thank God, I didn't fall. Yes, I didn't fall (Strange, but true).
So folks, this is how my day went.

Today's Joke:

Jay: 'My wife's an angel!'
Kay: 'You're lucky. Mine's still alive'.

Now, can you answer me?
Q- If the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

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