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University Entrance Exam

Posted by Dinky Mind on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 in
FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION

(Time Limit: 3 Weeks)

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions
-OR-
give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army or
(d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
(a) Jewish
(b) Catholic
(c) Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) Northerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy's
(b) a 7-11
(c) Canada
(d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
15. Explain the Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium
-OR-
spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
(a) NewYork
(b) Florida
(c) Canada
(d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

*You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify*

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Our life!

Posted by Dinky Mind on Saturday, August 26, 2006 in

You become all gloomy and colourless when...



...when some people bring a huge negative change in your life.

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But then there are some people...

...who love to see you smile again!


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My age today!

Posted by Dinky Mind on Thursday, August 24, 2006 in
Barry: So how old are you today?
Me: 16.5 years!
Barry: *jaws dropped open*


[:P]

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Celebrating 2 decades of joy!

Posted by Dinky Mind on Thursday, August 24, 2006 in

Yes folks, today I’ve turned 20! Yay =)

It all started last night when my parents wished me first!!! Then one of my best friends sent me a picture message followed by a really nice SMS. Then Jaj called on the landline. We talked for about 15 minutes. We were talking when I received SMS from [V] and Asma and then Asma called. So I got on the phone with her. Talked to her for again 15 minutes. When I was on the phone with Asma, my brother, bhabhi and Abeer wished me. Then one of my A Levels friend, Ahsen Ehsan messaged and wished me. Then I got on the phone with Biya, Anny bhai and Aashoo! At around 1 am, Gul wished me. And at around 2, Evil Acro wished me (naheen tweat doun gee :P) Then my best friend, who wished me earlier, called and sang to me the Birthday song! Awww, so nice of you, LDD!

And now, you can check my Orkut and find out how many people have wished me!!! The list includes:
Musty,
Gul,
Ritz,
Mujahid Bhai,
Raheel Lakhani,
Raheel Anwar,
Acrooooo,
Asma (with a real cute scrap),
Harris,
Bilal Bhai,
Rimel Arif,
Biqzz,
…and the list goes on!!!

Oh my my, I am so excited naa!!!



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Mosqis!

Posted by Dinky Mind on Sunday, August 20, 2006 in
According to Macmillan English Dictionary, a Mosquito is “a small flying insect that bites the skin of people and animals in order to feed on their blood.” But according to me, a Mosquito is more than an insect and an infuriating piece of filth! At the moment, you might not completely agree to my definition of a Mosquito, but I am sure when you’d finish reading this post, you would call a Mosquito by even worse names, which I am avoiding to type here!

The torment starts every night, when I lazily throw myself on the bed. It’s the time of the day when I expect and desire a few moments of complete serenity. But you all are quite aware of the teasing nature of the Mosqi family. The moment I sit on the bed, the whole Mosqi community attacks me as if I have stolen their buffalo! They make the weirdest of noise in my ears as if warning me not to harm them. I, being a respectful girl, stay quiet, but even at that they hurt me! Sometimes they even show their reverence and kiss my feet. Within a few seconds, my feet turn red - not because of the red shade of lipstick that Mosqi Ladies wear but - because of the way they sting my poor feet. Yikes! It feels like they have got a real sharp needle by which they prick them. I don’t know how to ask those evil Mosqis to get a piece of mind and just think of the fact that I cannot ever get a spare pair of feet for myself.

Just imagine how helpless I feel when I see those Mosqis sitting on my feet, treating on my blood, and when I furiously attempt to land my hand to crush them, it only hurts me! Yes, those ill-mannered creatures manage to make an easy escape and then they dance in the air to boil my blood up even more! I irritably stare at them and make a vow with the whole mankind to crush this nauseating little force tonight. So, I pick up a thin book or even a magazine and run after them in the whole room – search for them behind the curtains and on the bed, near the shelves and inside my cupboard. And folks, you can’t imagine how victorious I feel when I slam the book and kill a few. It feels like a wave of ecstasy has swept over me and I feel a little relieved.

You might be thinking that a sensible way to kill these Mosqis is to use a mosquito coil, mosquito mat, or a mosqi-killer spray. I do have all of them and I have tried them. But all that results in Mosqis becoming more and more narcissistic and then they attack you with even greater strength. If you have tried all these things, you will agree that these things are just a loss of time, money, effort, and most of all patience!

Dear Mosqis, this is my humble request to all of you. I will respect you only if you don’t hurt me. I promise that. But, there’s one more thing I want to say. I would like to tell you that change is a good thing. Try to understand! Why don’t you guys either just change yourselves or change this place. The whole world will welcome you. You see, we don’t like to give you our few droplets of blood. You have infected us beyond limits. Why don’t you find a new neighborhood, a new house, new people? It’s going to be an awesome experience. Trust me!

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Who Dareth Taggeth Me?

Posted by Dinky Mind on Friday, August 18, 2006 in
BEST:
1. Male friend: Ummm...None, I believe!
2. Female friend: Barrryyyyyyyyyyy...Mish you! :(
3. Vacation: KSA...and to be more specific, Jeddah!

WORST:
1. Time of day: After Maghreb. It's the time when I get ultra bored!
2. Day of the week: Monday … usually
3. Color crayon: Shocking Pink!

LAST:
1. Person you talked to that goes to your school: Abdul Mateen Sami Shaikh! =)
2. Talked to on the phone: my seeeester!
3. Text: Telenor!
4. Person who instant messaged you: Acrooooo!

TODAY:
1. what are you doing now: Tapping my glass eye to tease you people (hehe...don't have a glass eye)
2. Wearing: Jeans and shirt

TOMORROW:
1. Is: Saturday, August 18th, 2006! And why do you ask?
2. Got any plans: If I'm in a good mood, I might clean my room.
3. Goal: Nah
4. Dislikes about tomorrow: Not much

FAVORITE:
1. Number: 24
2. Song: This I Swaer by Nich Lachey.
3. Color: Blue?!

CURRENTLY:
1. Missing someone: all of my friends!
2. Mood: Now this makes me smile! Lol...Is that a question?
3. Wanting: Get over this taggy thingy and go to sleep!

TRUE/FALSE:
I am a cuddler: erm...yea
I am a morning person: Not anymore
I am a perfectionist: Can say.
I am an only child: No, but I'm the only best child. =)
I am currently suffering from a broken heart: hehehe....Nahi bhae!
I am left handed: noopsy
I am addicted to Blogging: I am but if my PC allows!
I am online 24/7: Can't be. Power failures are a frequent here!
I am very shy around the opposite gender: Nopes!
I can be paranoid at times: Really??? ;)
I currently have a crush on someone: someone??? Oh my my, there're just too many ;)
I currently regret something that I have done: ermmm...nah
I enjoy country music: depends …!
I enjoy smoothies: yea
I enjoy talking on the phone: only with my friends!
I have a hard time paying attention at school/work: Yes, if there are distractors like Jaj and Ritz, and Al and Ossy ;)
I have a hidden talent: No, I usually disclose
I have a lot to learn: I do have a lot to learn, but I don't like being taught!
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal: Awww.... Nopes!

ANGER:
1. Are you currently mad at someone? Yes, and that person knows!
2. Which of your friends has the worst temper? I don't have such friends
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone: oh, a lot of times. That reminds me I love throwing pens! Hehe.
4. Ever something was thrown at you: hehe...jes jes! Chunks of chalk! Oh, I love chalk and water fighting!
5. When you’re mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell and scream? Stare angrily

EXCITEMENT:
1. Has anyone ever thrown you a surprise party for you: yeah, when I would go to have my O Level tuitions! Some 3 years back
2. Are you easily excited: Yup yup
3. What you’re most excited about:: Today I found the lost pair of my sneakers that I bought from Jeddah. Oh, I just love them!
4. If you won a million dollars what would be your first thought? First give me, then I shall tell you *starts making her wishlist*
5. If you could have anything right now what would it be? MacBook!

SELF-DISCOVERY:
1. Name: Umema Amin Siddiqi (Now don't pronounce it as Umeema or Omymah or Um-Emma or Yomama)
2. Where were you born? Shifa Hospital!
3. What’s your main goal in life? MS in Economics.
4. How do you want to die? Stabbed in the neck! *Khrich!!* Ouch! ;) [That's a scary question]

OPINIONS:

1. Sex before marriage? How gross!
2. Gay Marriage? Ewws
3. Lower the Drinking age? Upto you!
4. Recycling? That's good

DREAMS:
1. What was your latest dream? Was walking on a lush green patch (Yeah, my dreams are technicolour)
2. Have any of your dreams come true? Loadsa
3. What was the weirdest dream you’ve ever had: I was going to school at night and I missed my bus and then I was running to school cuz I wanted to be on time. And I ahd this dream when I started my University![Makes sense?]
4: How many beds did you lay in yesterday? 3
5: What color shirt are you wearing? Black!
6: Name one thing that you do everyday?Lazily get out from bed to brush my teeth
7: How much cash do you have on you right now? 2000+ and I am expecting 500 more!
8: When was the last time you saw your dad? 1 hour 43 minutes and 102 seconds ago ;)
9: When was the last time you saw your mom? 1 hour ago
10: What did you have for dinner last night? [Why the heck are you testing my memory??] It was rice? No, parathas?? Huff, don't remember!
11: What’s the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone? Dun remember!
12: What website(s) do you visit the most during the day? Gmail and my blog!
13: Does anything hurt on your body right now? Yeah, mosqis biting my feet and they're hurting like anythinggggggggggggg *rubs Vicks on feet*

HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Have you ever failed a class?: never
2. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd? Lolz … yup …!
3. Have you ever not taken a shower for 3 days? Yes, There's a shortage of water in Defence! But hey, that was long time ago. No more shortages!!!!
4. Have you ever slept with a night light? Nah...I like complete darkness
5. Have you ever danced in the rain? Heheheh … yup (and then slipped and fell flat) :$
6. Have you ever lied? I always lie! (and that's a lie)
7. Have you ever tripped over something stupid? Oh, just don't remind me. It was like horrible. Btw, why do people throw pens on the stairs???

PICK ONE:
1. Samosa, Pakora, Kebab: Samosa (please add Coke too)
2. Bollywood, Lollywood and Hollywood: Hollywood
3. Love marriage, Arranged marriage: Arranged!
4. Honeymoon, no moon: both!
5. How many kids would u like 1,2, 3+ : 2 (and why don't you have an option like 1- (minus)?)
6. Kulfi, Ice cream: Ice cream (why did you ask? Now get me one, quick)
7. Shah ruk khan, Orlando Bloom: Orlando Bloom is better
8. Meenar-e-Pakistan, Eiffel Tower: Ah, Eiffel Tower (and when will I go there?)
9. Lahore, Khi, Islmbad : Karrrrrraachiiii!!!!

Tagging:
All, who have not been tagged

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Swooosh!

Posted by Dinky Mind on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 in
Today something real scary happened. Now I dont know how to tell you, and even if I gather all the courage to tell you, I won't. Somethings are better kept secret! ;)

For exactly half an hour, I stayed quiet and bit my already tiny nails. I didn't know what to do. And then finally I got a sign of relief! But I was still tensed! Yeah, Dinky Mind is now becoming
tenion-friendly!

Anyways, now everything is fine. And now when I am reminded of those 30 tension-filled minutes, I just smile, thanking God nothing adverse happened!

Cheerio folks =)

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At Karachi Airport

Posted by Dinky Mind on Thursday, August 10, 2006 in ,



Some people are surely too funny! ;)

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I'm back

Posted by Dinky Mind on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 in
Please make my hands type some words of happy moments that I spent there in KSA (Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and not Karachi School of Arts as Jaj says).

I shall update as sooon as:

1- I get a new PC or get the present one repaired, and
2- I get hold of the 1000+ pics that we took there.

I dun like posting without pics, you know.


Take care folks...


Cheerio!!!!

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