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Family Problems.

Posted by Umema Siddiqi on Thursday, July 07, 2005 in
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation, one of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said:

"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation.

A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother. And my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grand-father of my half-brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a baby. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!


And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!"

Cheerio folks! <:o)

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1 Comments


ahhahaha.... amazing... lovely read... lolz... (*still laughing*)
Kamran | Homepage | 07.08.05 - 4:34 am | #

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lolzzzzz heard it but some jokes like ones r that when ever u hear it u crak up.........
zenia | 07.08.05 - 5:19 am | #

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oh btw email me da recipie for Beef rolls........ppllzzzz i wana impress ma mom this weekend.....
zenia | 07.08.05 - 5:19 am | #
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Gravatar woohooo, that was a hilarious convo.
Raheel | Homepage | 07.08.05 - 4:07 pm | #
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Hola!

*ROLF*

I remembered i once read this joke's Urdu version on one of Urdu Blog indeed both of tone's are hillarious

Hay Umem Do something with your chori ki chappal that thingy never gonna fully appeard upon my screen i just have seen its top part some goldish brown, yaar put it on photoshop make its size smaller and this re-post it, I know u'll never deny your shweet shishter's request
Gul | Homepage | 07.09.05 - 8:30 pm | #
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That was quite funny.I heard this as a song, circulating on the internet by the name of "I am my own grandpa".
SHA | Homepage | 07.09.05 - 11:16 pm | #
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huh! finally our internet cable operator got to know that the problem has been solved and thank God our computer is alive again... itni sari posts kerdi tum nay is arsay main... khair i'll try to be in touch with you through this blog.
love you...
BiYA | 07.10.05 - 12:26 am | #
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goody
Asma | Homepage | 07.10.05 - 3:23 am | #
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Gravatar Hahahahhahaha!
Shaima | Homepage | 07.10.05 - 11:44 am | #
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Comment by DM
~Kamran: When I first read this story, I kept contemplating on the last few lines...hahaha

~Zenia: Will send you tmrw, InshAllah.

~Raheel: Indeed
~Gullay: Oh, my shweetesht shister, I hate to say I don't have photoshop *bursts out crying*

~SHA: Really? That's amazing

~BiYA: Now your punishment is to read ALL the posts and leave your golden words there. [I know you won't do it, but what's the harm in flattering]?

~Asma: Yup Yup

~Shaima:

Cheerio =)
Dinky Mind | Homepage | 07.11.05 - 2:41 am | #

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