Hey do you know? No, you don't... but lemme tell you. My brother is getting engaged...TODAY!!!!! woah!!! isn't that cool... ?!?!
I was busy these days because of this "engagement stuff". Yesterday went very busy...extremely busy... sara sara din bazaar main ghoomna is not a joke. Kal raat ko aik bajay mehndi slagwa ker farigh hui thee.... and now my hands are smelling soo good. I stayed with my eyes wide open till 3 am, yesterday. And then I took the toothpicks out of my eyes because my eye lids were desperate to fall for some rest. And then I woke up at 8 am... o my God, does that mean i slept for only 5 hours in the whole day? and I haven't slept in the afternoon today...damn! Now, I am cent percent sure that my head will spin tonight in the lawn...nahin yaar, aisa nahin hona chahiyay...
O, I was telling you that when I woke up, I ate my breakfast (I only doit on weekends). Then when my momma, lala and almost everybody went for shopping, I grabbed all the clothes ( all means ALLLLL; everybody's) and dumped them on the chair. Then it took me two hours to iron them. Then after lunch, I tried to sleep, but the TV was blaring,and so,I couldn't sleep.
O wait, I remember, I've to go to the hair stylist. Its 1715 right now, and I had to go at 1700. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..more news later...gotta run....
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.
Qoute Of The Day:
"For I see, since I'm asleep, that I dream while I'm awake". Pedro Calderon.
I read this poem somewhere, and I liked it very much, and so I want to share it with you all.
Around the corner I have a friend,
In this great city that has no end,
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it, a year is gone.
And I never see my old friend's face,
For life is a swift and terrible race,
He knows I like him just as well,
As in the days when I rang his bell.
And he rang mine but we were younger then,
And now we are busy, tired men.
Tired of playing a foolish game,
Tired of trying to make a name.
"Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on him
Just to show that I'm thinking of him."
But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
And distance between us grows and grows.
Around the corner, yet miles away,
"Here's a telegram sir," "he died today."
And that's what we get and deserve in the end.
Around the corner, a vanished friend.
bas papers khatam aur main yahan, aaj, itnay dinou baad. (sigh of relief). Oh, I feel soooo good after my exams. Even though I dint study for my exams this time still, I feel so relaxed.
Im going to fail in GP, BS, Accounting and...Ec...no, not in Economoics. Oops! Allah bachai aisay result say...itna bura !!! All i need is dua'ain. loads and loads of dua'ain.
Hey, and you know what, I'm planning to take Urdu A Level in May__coming May...and i haven't studied a word (of drama section). I have read poetry, which flew over my head... and I have read afsanays . One was quite funny, Toba Tek Singh . Naam say hee itna funny tha, and when I read it, it was indeed very good.
Today , Im planning to post one of my poems here... i wrote it a few months ago.
Well, gotta go. my battery is low, so you know. Im going to a place nearby (my lil room)...gotta really go...
They've finally gone and done it! The parents have arranged one of those "meetings" where the "Any Other Business" is "Would you like pink balloons or red ones at the wedding reception?"
Yes! You're being introduced to a potential marriage partner.
But to your horror Prince/Princess Charming(less) has a personality about as interesting as your big toe, wears clothes straight from the Patiala fashion show for Punjabi Farmers, has a face like a Pizza and worst of all is an Accountant! (sorry, those ppl who are planning on being accountants)
So how do you tell them that you're not interested? Well, there are obvious ways to say "Take a hike, Jack (or Jaswinder)!" but that could lead to teary eyes all round! So for your well-being The Funjabis have put together "Ten Ways To Say Get Lost - With A Smile."
It may help you to adjourn the meeting more gracefully so you can live to have another one the following weekend!
- Wipe your nose on your sleeve and then wipe it on theirs - twice!
- Order a bucket of ghee to put in your saag during roti.
- Sit on the dining table and shout loudly for food!
- Tell them about your cuddly animal with which you like to sleep (ie the neighbor's bull)!
- After roti, lick your plate frantically - then offer to lick
- When serving the ladoos, shout "Catch!" and throw it at them.
- Talk with your mouth full and spray the samosa filling when talking.
- Ask if anyone knows any good Punjabi swear words. When they say no, proceed to tell them all the ones that you know. Direct them at the grand mother for more effect!
- Ask if you can tattoo your name on their forehead - in Punjabi.
- Cat whistle at the parents - especially at the mother
(whether you're a boy or a girl)!
If this doesn't do it, I suggest you go for the pink balloons at the reception! and try to live happily ever after.
This is my personal blog - extra emphasis on the word "personal". And I assure you I will write offensive things here, and I sure hope they offend you, but the fact remains, they are only my personal thoughts and my opinions. But in case you still have a problem with that, then you have me confused with some one who cares what you think.